Chainsaw Cufflinks
“Vroom Vroom”, that’s the Sound of a Chainsaw as it Jumps to Life! You can’t think of Chainsaws without thinking of that Crazy, Shrilling, Industrial Meat Slicer Sound! And with these Kick Ass Cufflinks, everyone will know 3 things: 1) You Heart Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 2) You’re a Lumberjack. 3) Your name is Lorena Bobbitt and you like to Cut Wood!
Kick Ass Cool Chainsaw Cufflinks
Who doesn't want a pair of Chainsaws dangling off their Cuffs? It's COOL COOL COOL! Looking like the Real thing, these Puppies will Draw Attention and Plenty of Questions no doubt. These Chainsaws are Chrome Plated, 24mm x 11mm x 7mm, and weight 5.52 Grams. Texas Chainsaw Massacre Fans, or even Tim the Treeman, either way YOU WIN, AND you'll look Cool too! "VROOM!"
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Stick Figure Photobomb Watch
LMAO! Okay… This Watch is just too Stupid to NOT Feature! It’s a Photo Bomber Watch for Sure! Featuring Two Stick Figures Posing for a Camera, and one Crazy Stick Figure in the Background Photo Bombing them. HA! What…
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Fancy Pale Man Necklace
If you ever Watched the Movie “Pan’s Labyrinth”, then you know who the Pale Man is… He’s a Grotesque Monster with an Appetite for Children. If you Wake him, he Picks up his Eyeballs and Places them into the…
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Women’s Betty Boop Wrist Watch
There’s always Time for a Little Flirty Fashion Fun… And no one does it better than the Delightful Betty Boop. Since 1930, Betty Boop has been such a Lovable Character with her Iconic “Boop Oop-A-Doop”. And now, you can…
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Bloody Finger Brooch
Well, this Brooch will Solve one problem of mine… Where to put the Booger! Plus, the Finger’s already Bloody, so it’ll fit right in… My Nostril! It’s a Plastic Bloody Finger Brooch Pin that looks like a Real Finger,…
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Coconuts Necklace
Wear this Necklace and you’ll hear this A LOT “You Got A Lovely Pair of…” HA! It’s a Coconut Necklace that’s just TOO CUTE! Featuring a Realistic Coconut that’s Cut in Half and Connected by Chains to a Black…
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Moby Dick Belly Ring
Moby Dick is a Novel by Herman Melville, about Captain Ahab getting Revenge on Moby Dick, a Huge White Whale who Previously Destroyed his Ship and Severed his Leg. Good thing he still has a Belly, because this Moby…
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