Chainsaw Cufflinks
“Vroom Vroom”, that’s the Sound of a Chainsaw as it Jumps to Life! You can’t think of Chainsaws without thinking of that Crazy, Shrilling, Industrial Meat Slicer Sound! And with these Kick Ass Cufflinks, everyone will know 3 things: 1) You Heart Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 2) You’re a Lumberjack. 3) Your name is Lorena Bobbitt and you like to Cut Wood!
Kick Ass Cool Chainsaw Cufflinks
Who doesn't want a pair of Chainsaws dangling off their Cuffs? It's COOL COOL COOL! Looking like the Real thing, these Puppies will Draw Attention and Plenty of Questions no doubt. These Chainsaws are Chrome Plated, 24mm x 11mm x 7mm, and weight 5.52 Grams. Texas Chainsaw Massacre Fans, or even Tim the Treeman, either way YOU WIN, AND you'll look Cool too! "VROOM!"
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Han Solo Carbonite Cufflinks
These Star Wars Cufflinks (from Return of the Jedi – 1983) are Creepy Cool. With the Image of Han Solo (Harrison Ford) Sealed in Carbonite for Delivery to Jabba the Hutt, these will Make everyone Geeky Excited. Especially with…
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Glow in the Dark Pecker Earrings
LMAO! Stick these in your Ear HOLES! They’re Pecker Earrings that are shaped like, well, Peckers. Make out of PVC, these Dangles (does one dangle lower than the other?) Glow in the Dark, they are Fluorescent, Luminous, and will…
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Frozen Charlotte Necklace
Frozen Charlotte is a Vintage Porcelain Doll that’s Creepy and Aged. Her Cheeks are Rosy… Or Bloody, can’t tell, and her Skin is Pale White. I think a more appropriate name for this would be “Jack in the Box”,…
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Zombie Hand Earrings
When I look at these Zombie Hand Earrings, it makes me think of THING from The Addams Family! HA! Green and Gory Hands Chopped off and Dangling from Fish Hooks! How Cool! (This is where I’d slap in a…
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Thermometer Earrings
“Mix a Little Bit of Ah, Ah, With a Little Bit of Ah, Ah, It’s Gettin Hot in Here, So Take off all your Clothes…” Just like Nelly Sings, it’s HOT in Ear! And with these COOL Thermometer Earrings,…
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Firefighter Watch
The Design of this Watch and what it stands for it Incredible! “Duty & Courage” is Engraved on the Side, and it couldn’t be more fitting. Sharp Colors, Well Crafted, Beautiful in every way.
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