“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow…

Spy teaches his Cat to Steal Secret Plans from the other Spy. But the other Spy is Building a Mechanical Mouse that Distracts the Cat, who then takes it back, only to have the Mouse Blow up in his…

Nothing says “I Love You” like a pair of BigFoot Cuff Links. Especially these that are Handmade with Grape-Ape Love and Care. Just look at the faces… In fact, I can’t stop looking at them! HA!

HA HA! What a Great Gift for Father’s Day coming up… The World’s Greatest Farter Cufflinks. And what’s so great about these; they’re custom. Personalized with one Cufflink being your own image. Whatever photo you desire. Reading “World’s Greatest…

What a Stunning Pendant! Elegant, Beautiful, and very Rich looking. It’s the Nobel Crusader’s Cross that’s actually made out of Rosewood and Gunmetal, which means: Humble and True. I just LOVE everything about this Pendant, and I’m a HUGE…

Doctor Who Fans, step right up! This Watch is made just for YOU! This Collector Series Watch is a Limited-Edition Watch that’s reminiscent of Dalek Caan’s armored Shell, with Brassy Gold Balls on a Black Leather Band! SO COOL!