Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re too Big for my Fu*king Mouth!” Just like this Denture Brooch here… It’s just so Eye Catching! :)
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Denture Tooth and Gums Brooch Pin
Never Swallow your Dentures, they may come back and Bite you in the Arse! :) This Denture Brooch Pin will certainly make people Talk. And probably Spit a little. It's a Brooch that looks just like real Dentures. Gnarly Teeth. White with Pink Gums... Awesome! Great for a Dental Hygienist or Dentist... Clown, Comedian, or Gramma whos Dentures always fall out at Dinner. Buy some Teeth, you NEED the LAUGHS! :)
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Cute Thanksgiving Turkey Earrings
“What Key has Legs and can’t Open Doors?” “A Turkey!” “Who is not Hungry on Thanksgiving?” “The Turkey because he is already Stuffed!” “Which side of the Turkey has the most Feathers?” “The Outside!” Oh what Fun… Just like…
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Lady Zombie Foot Belly Button Ring
Niccccceeeeeee! A lovely Lady Zombie Foot, Toxic Virus Green with a Stitched up Scar and those Purple PUMPS… AWESOME! Fun Zombie Belly Button Ring that’s Perfect for any Walking Dead Fan. This Deadly Foot, or Undeadly, is Dangling from…
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The Decider Watch
Should I go to the Dentist? NO! Should I Eat that Extra Piece of Cake? YES! Should I Call my Mom? NO! Should I Watch Another Episode of The Walking Dead? YES! HA… This Watch takes all the Trouble…
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Colorful Lampwork Glass Beads
These are Awesome! Talk about adding some Color to your Spring Wardrobe. It’s a DIY Dream… Lampwork Glass Beads, Beautifully Crafted so you can Design your own Jewelry! How Creative! You get six 21 mm Colorful Enamel and Black…
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Wants vs Needs Watch
The Hands on this Watch are in the Form of Two Circles, one Circle is labelled “What I Want” and the other “What I Need”. As the Circles Move to Mark the Time, they Form a Relationship that Depicts…
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Adjustable Silver Spider Bracelet
Everyone loves Spiders on their Arm, right? Creepy, Crawly little Spiders that lay eggs in your mouth? Nice… Spider Lovers, this is your Bracelet! For it’s a Cute Spider, made out of Sterling Silver, strapped onto a Web of…
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