“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….

“A man walks into the bar with a slab of concrete… He says to the bartender, “I’ll take one for me, and one for the road!” LOL! “What’s a concrete’s favorite movie? ROCKY!” Oh boy… Those are a groaner,…

I like things like this. Different, Fun, Romantic, and hey, it’s a Rose! She won’t expect a Proposal from you when you pull this Beautiful Red Rose Flower from your Jacket and get down on one knee. That is,…

Beautiful and Stunning Meteorite and Dinosaur Bone Ring with a Mokume Gane Pinstripe! Totally Cool, Unique and hey, did I say it’s DINOSAUR BONE???? Awesome Ring! It really does kick butt.

Researchers Estimate that at least 10 Percent of the U.S. Population has a Fear of the Number 13, and each Year even more Fear Friday the 13th, known as Paraskevidekatriaphobia! Now that’s a Mouth Full if I ever heard…

Cinnamon Rolls… YUM! Well, not so much… When I used to Work in the Mall, there was a Cinnabon directly across from our Store. Every Day, I would go over and grab a Hot, Fresh Cinnamon Roll. I LOVED…