Divorced Ring
“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t it? Especially when you’re Wearing this Big Ass Ring! HA!
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Personalized Handmade Glass Ring
This RING makes me Laugh. It's a HUGE HUGE HUGE Ring reading "Divorced and ready to mingle"... It literally takes up all of your Knuckles! HA! It's almost like wearing a Placard. :) Advertise that Crap! The Cool thing about this Gigantic Ring made of Glass, is the Fact that you can Personalize it with whatever Message you Want! That's Really Cool! Have Fun with it, and tell it like it really is! Divorced and LOVING IT! :)
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Quake Pendant
I am a Gamer Geek! Doom is what started me into the Computer Universe… But Quake is what made me Stay. Hard to believe that was back in 1996… Although Quake III Arena was my Real True LOVE! That…
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Eyeball on a Stick Necklace
“Let’s See…” ;) “I’ll have the Chicken and Veggie Kebab, along with Steak and Jalapeno… and Hell, why not throw in that EYE!” I mean, it’s Juicy, it’s Bloody, and it’s BLUE! (It Blew that way when I took…
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Industrial Letters Pendant
These are Cool Cool Cool! I have to Say, these are Probably some of the MOST Awesome Looking Alphabet Letters that I’ve ever Seen! Truly! They are Industrial Letters that are Kick Ass! Steampunk, Silver, Stylish, and STUNNING, these…
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Carlos Severed Finger Necklace
What the Flying F… It’s a Crazy Pendant that’s Frightening, and hey, Finger Food! A Pendant called “Dont F@%# With Carlos”, and trust me, I WON’T! A Great, Creepy, Realistic Dental Acrylic Finger, Chopped off, Severed, Bloody, and that…
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Mug of Beer Cufflinks
Wear your Mug of Beer, not on your Heart, on your Sleeve! Enjoy this Frothy Treat without the concern of who’s going to Drive you home later. Great Cufflinks, GREAT GIFT!
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Pikachu Halloween Bracelet
HA HA HA! OMG This Bracelet is Adorable! Pikachu Fans… This Halloween Bracelet is for YOU! Featuring a Fun Pikachu, adorned with a Pumpkin, Purple Jacket and Dangling from a Festive, Colorful Charm Bracelet with Skulls, Orange Eyes, and…
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