Divorced Ring
“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t it? Especially when you’re Wearing this Big Ass Ring! HA!
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Personalized Handmade Glass Ring
This RING makes me Laugh. It's a HUGE HUGE HUGE Ring reading "Divorced and ready to mingle"... It literally takes up all of your Knuckles! HA! It's almost like wearing a Placard. :) Advertise that Crap! The Cool thing about this Gigantic Ring made of Glass, is the Fact that you can Personalize it with whatever Message you Want! That's Really Cool! Have Fun with it, and tell it like it really is! Divorced and LOVING IT! :)
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T-Rex Charm Bead
Tyrannosaurus means “Tyrant Lizard”, and Rex means “King”, and that’s Exactly what we think about when we think T-Rex… It’s a MONSTER! So Dinosaur and Fossil Fans Rejoice… This T-REX Charm is for YOU! “RAWR!”
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Christmas Lights Necklace
Once you put this 30″ Christmas Lights Necklace on, you won’t be able to stop singing Fun Holiday Songs! Really! This Necklace looks COOL, Festive, AND… The Lights Actually Really FLASH! BLINGGGGG! “Feliz Navidad…!”
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Silver Spike Earrings
These Crazy Spiked Earrings are KILLER! I LOVE how they are joined together and form a very Punk Style Dangle! So Cool! So Metallic! So Rad! So Chainmail! Deathrock to the END! Yeah!
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Christmas Grinch Post Earrings
“You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a Heel. You’re as Cuddly as a Cactus, you’re as Charming as an Eel, Mr. Grinch. You’re a Bad Banana with a Greasy Black Peel. You’re a Monster, Mr. Grinch….
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Star Trek Dog Tag Necklace
I LOVE Dog Tags and I LOVE Star Trek, so why not combine them? That’s exactly what this Necklace does. It’s a Star Trek Dog Tag, with a Federation Attachment! It’s Way Cool is what it is! I LOVE…
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Chicken Egg Fun Joke Cufflinks
Okay, Who came first? The Chicken or the Egg? I’d have to say it was the Rooster! HA! Like a Good Joke… Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because it was in a KFC Bucket! And now, it…
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