Dog Poop Necklace
OMGGGG! I hope you already Ate, because this will Curve your Hunger… Just like the Curved Pile of Fresh Dog Poop… NICE! Looks so Real you can almost Smell it. Talk about a Gag Gift… GAG is right! It’s a Heap of Poo, Created from Polymer Clay, full of the Perfect Color of Brown, and even a Touch of Green! Put this on your Neck and Wear a S*IT Eating Grin. Original Design, 1.5″ long, 19″ Chain. Get your Little Stinker TODAY!
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Satan’s Army Ear Plugs
999, and the Sign of the Cross… Oops, that’s Upside down. Sorry! It’s Satan’s Army (Not Santa), featured on Organic Handmade Wooden Ear Plugs that are Black, 3D, Come in Pairs, and are Polished by Hand with a Mix…
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14K Gold Handcuffs Cufflinks
Feeling a little Harry Houdini? On the Police Force? Like the Kinky Stuff? Well, these are the Cufflinks for YOU! A Very Cool, Unique, and Entirely Different Set of Cuffs, Handmade out of Solid 14kt Gold, and Extremely Rare!…
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Taco Food Ring
Beef Tacos! Beef Tacos! Juicy Beef Tacos! Is there anything else? Cheese, Tomatoes, Lettuce… SOUR CREAM! YUMMMM! This realistic looking Taco will look great on your Finger… Just not in your Mouth!
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Karen – Morse Code Bracelet
LMAO! If you don’t know by now, KAREN is the name of an internet meme, generally stereotyped as a women having short hair, or a bob haircut, asking to speak to retail or restaurant manager. In other words: BITCHING!…
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Cable Demon Head Ring
SICK! This Ring ROCKS! It’s the most Coolest Ring EVER… If you’re Demon Possessed! HA! It’s so Detailed, so Creepy, so H.R. Giger… Dang… It’s a Demonic Mask, Demon Head, with Cables running all around the Ring. INSANE! This…
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My Cat Could Beat Up Your Cat Cufflinks
My Soccer Kid could… Oh Wait. I don’t have a Soccer Kid. But I do have a Cat… So Cats, put on your Boxing Gloves because these Felines are ready to Fight. Funny Boxing Cats Cufflinks that read “My…
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