Dog Poop Necklace
OMGGGG! I hope you already Ate, because this will Curve your Hunger… Just like the Curved Pile of Fresh Dog Poop… NICE! Looks so Real you can almost Smell it. Talk about a Gag Gift… GAG is right! It’s a Heap of Poo, Created from Polymer Clay, full of the Perfect Color of Brown, and even a Touch of Green! Put this on your Neck and Wear a S*IT Eating Grin. Original Design, 1.5″ long, 19″ Chain. Get your Little Stinker TODAY!
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Femur Bone Ring
Why not take the Longest, Strongest Bone in our Body, bend it up, and make it into a Ring? It’s Detailed, Anatomically Correct, and very Macabre. Just what the Doctor ordered!
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Shamrock Clover Lucky Bracelet
Feeling Lucky Punk? Well you just might with this Cool and Colorful Lucky Shamrock Clover Bracelet. It’s a REAL Shamrock Encased in a Large Oval Shaped Clear Acrylic! The Clover is Green, 4 Leaf, and it just may make…
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Bad Girls Club Knuckle Ring
Who doesn’t want a Knuckle Sandwich? I certainly DO! But only if it’s from this ring. Comes in sizes 6,7, or 8 as well as Gold Tone or Silver. BAM! IN YO FACE!
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Dripping Red Fangs Nipple Shields
At Halloween Time, everything’s Dripping Blood… Even your Nipples! For these Creepy Viscous Nipple Ring Shields are Vampire Fangs… And they’re Dripping Red Blood. Okay, not real Blood, but Enamel. Still… Scary Good Fun for your Chest, right? 14…
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Christmas Beard Ornaments
LOL! Oh these Beard Ornaments really crack me up. Just like the previous Jingle Bell Beard Ornaments I featured earlier, these are Round Christmas Balls. Ornaments made Specifically for your Beard Hair. And they’re so Simple to Wear; You…
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Light Green Shamrock Belly Ring
It’s a Green Thing! St. Patrick’s Day is coming fast, and if you don’t wear Green, you’re gonna get PINCHED! So why not wear some Green, and the Luck of the Irish… With this Blinging Light Green Shamrock Belly…
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