Funny Hilarious Paradox Ear Earrings Wearing Earrings
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Two Finger Pinch Nipple Ring
PINCH PINCH That’s what People like to do with Nipples, Cheeks, Heads and Buttocks! PINCH! You can’t Help it! And with this Nipple Bar Ring, you’ll get Pinched for SURE! It’s a Barbell Nipple Ring that looks just like…
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Spiral Belly Ring
My Eyes! My Eyes! I can’t look at this Optical Illusion anymore! It’s making my Head Explode! Ahhhhhhhhh! Precisely why you should wear this on your Belly and Hypnotize EVERYONE! hahaahahaha!
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Spring Flowers Ear Plug
You’ll feel like Tip-Toeing through the Tulips with these Colorful Plugs in. Made out of Clear Acrylic, they are full of Spring Flowers that will bring a Smile to your Face every time you look in the Mirror, or…
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Frankenduck Earrings
Ha! “What does Frankenstein’s Monster call a Screwdriver?” “Daddy!” Bah aha aha ha I Love Frankenstein, (especially Young Frankenstein with Gene Wilder) and to turn Rubber Duckies into them… Cool Cool Cool!
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Pink Curlers Necklace
Remember those days when your Mom and Aunt Gertrude would run around in curlers? Pink rollers that twisted in their hair like mad creatures eating at their brains? Well… Recapture that look with this insane necklace… Made with Pink…
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Gothic “13” Belly Ring
Researchers Estimate that at least 10 Percent of the U.S. Population has a Fear of the Number 13, and each Year even more Fear Friday the 13th, known as Paraskevidekatriaphobia! Now that’s a Mouth Full if I ever heard…












