Eat a D-ck Statement Ring
LOL I actually did LOL when I read this… Talk about making a Statement! It’s the “Eat a D-ck” Ring that will have everyone Gagging… Er, Laughing. You hope! Hand Stamped Ring made of Aluminum that’s Adjustable to Fit most Fingers. “Eat a d-ck…” As the Etsy Artist says; “With some Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti!” Want to Catch some Eyes? Shock People? Tell People where to go??? It’s a Ring that will Drop everyone to their Knees… “Hey Boss… ” Yeah, you know the rest. :)
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Funny Eat a D-ck Sarcastic Statement Ring
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Eyeball Jam Toast Ring
Green Eggs and Ham? No… Green Jam and Eyeballs! YUM! This Creepy Fun and Crazy Halloween Ring is EYE-POPPING GOOD! Featuring a Realistic Miniature Piece of Toast, Smothered in Green Jam, and Dabbed with Eyeballs… Makes you want to…
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Baphomet Skull Plugs
Baphomet is a Deity that the Knights Templar were Accused of Worshiping. They were Incorporated into Disparate Occult and Mystical Traditions… And these Ear Gauge Plugs, brings the Creep Factor home… Scary Ass Ear Plugs that will look Rad…
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Cute Monkey Ring
“How do Monkeys get down the Stairs?” “They Slide down the Banana-ster!” “Why did the Monkey like the Banana?” “Because it had Appeal!” “What do you Call a Monkey in a Minefield?” “Baboom!” HA! Okay, quite Monkeying around, let’s…
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Creepy Skeleton On Toilet Charm
“Why was the Skeleton Stupid? “He was a Bonehead!” HA! And this Skeleton is certainly a Bonehead. He’s Sitting on the Toilet Smoking a Cigarette. LOL Death Becomes Us, Right? “When does a Skeleton Laugh?” “When Something Tickles his…
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Hannibal Lecter Ring
If this Ring doesn’t make you want to re-watch Silence of the Lambs, nothing will. For it’s the Best looking Hannibal Lecter Ring I’ve ever seen. Creepy, Frightening Anthony Hopkins with that Straight Jacket Mask… It’ll give you the…
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Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with…
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