Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You have a Drink named Bob?” HA! A 24 Pack of Beer, and 24 Hours in a Day… Coincidence? :) Better have a Bottle Opener ready… And with this Cool Lion Head Ring, you WILL!
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Wireframe Lion Head Ring that Opens Bottles
"What is a Rednecks Last Words?" "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!" LMAO! Now you can Hold that Beer, and Open it at the same time. Because this Ultra-Hip Wireframe Lion Head Ring is also a Kick Ass Bottle Opener. Talk about Impressive. Made with Rhodium Plated Polished Brass, this Ring will Attract all EYES, AND BEERS! Plus, you can order this Ring in many different Materials and Colors as well. Sweet! Now... "Where does a Lion Sleep?" "Anywhere it wants to!" :)
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Vampire Doll Earrings
LOL Look at these Little String Doll Vampire Earrings… TOO FUNNY! Mr. and Mrs. Vampire… Just look at their Little Legs, the Beady Eyes, the Bat Cape… Fun Earrings that will look Cute Dangling from your Bloody Ears! eh?
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Godzilla Eye Pendant
AWESOME! It’s the Eye of Godzilla! Whether it’s a Giant Lizard, Radioactive Dinosaur, or Chicken of the Sea… this Pendant puts Godzilla Up-Close and Personal. Yellow Pupil, Black Slit, Green Scales all Set under a Glass Dome, and Surrounded…
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Naked Mole Rat Necklace
HA HA HA! OMG I so want to Buy this as a Gag Gift. It’s a Funny Looking Mole Rat (Hairless, of Course) and it hangs from a 18″ Sterling Silver Chain. Just Lovely! Made out of Durable Clay,…
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Betty White Cougar Cufflinks
LMAO! Betty White is so Lovable… REALLY! She’s like what, 198? And she still looks good and makes me Laugh my Ass off! And these Fun and Charming Cufflinks do the same. With a Black and White Image (are…
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Peach Eggplant Splash Enamel Pin Set
Oh Boy… It’s the Most Used Text Emojis ever… The Peach, Eggplant, and Splash! And if you don’t know what these are used for, then you’re Living under a Rock! (Think Private Parts with a Happy Ending) This 3…
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Supernatural KAZ 2Y5 License Plate Pendant
It’s Supernatural, and it’s one Hell of a Pendant! Dean Winchester has the most Iconic Vehicles ever; A Black 1967 Chevy Impala, 327, 4-Barrel, V-8 Engine, Automatic, 4-Door, Hardtop, with the License Plate KAZ 2Y5 (That’s Kansas and the…
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