Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You have a Drink named Bob?” HA! A 24 Pack of Beer, and 24 Hours in a Day… Coincidence? :) Better have a Bottle Opener ready… And with this Cool Lion Head Ring, you WILL!
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Wireframe Lion Head Ring that Opens Bottles
"What is a Rednecks Last Words?" "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!" LMAO! Now you can Hold that Beer, and Open it at the same time. Because this Ultra-Hip Wireframe Lion Head Ring is also a Kick Ass Bottle Opener. Talk about Impressive. Made with Rhodium Plated Polished Brass, this Ring will Attract all EYES, AND BEERS! Plus, you can order this Ring in many different Materials and Colors as well. Sweet! Now... "Where does a Lion Sleep?" "Anywhere it wants to!" :)
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I Heart Butts Brooch
LMAO! This Hand Painted Brooch reminds me of Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo… Doesn’t it? I can only imagine someone wearing this Fun Brooch on their Coat, Hat, Sweater, or Purse. People would bend in for a closer Inspection…
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Cheese Baby Challenge Enamel Pin
LMAO! Humanity is Doomed… (Which is why Cards Against Humanity is the #1 Best Seller on Amazon), and it’s also why the Cheese Slap Challenge went Viral… It’s Insane. Cheese Slap, also known as Cheesing and the Cheese Challenge,…
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Chinese Zodiac Dog Pin
This Doggie Brooch is Crazy, Colorful AND Cool! It’s a Chinese Zodiac Dog that features Sapphire and Light Rose Crystals. It makes a Great Gift and it goes with pretty much any outfit! BONUS!
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Alice in Wonderland Watch
“Yes, that’s it!” Said the Hatter with a sigh, “it’s always Tea Time!” Isn’t it? With this Cute Pendant Watch it Certainly is. Classic Rabbit Pocket Watch with a Tea Cup Charm… Adorable! You can’t get Muchier More Alice…
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Superhero Wrist Watch
“BOOM!” “BLAM!” “POW!” “CLANK!” “KRAK!” “ZAP!” That’s the Superhero that I’m talking about… The Retro Comic-Book Superheroes with the Exclamation Punches and Fights! Cool Cool Stuff! “WHAM!” It makes the NERD in me Melt! :)
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Master Slave Bracelets
Well aren’t you the 50 Shades of Grey one? I can see it in your Dog Collar… and your Bracelet! HA! These Bracelets say a lot about YOU and your SLAVE! It’s the Master and Slave Bracelets that are…
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