Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You have a Drink named Bob?” HA! A 24 Pack of Beer, and 24 Hours in a Day… Coincidence? :) Better have a Bottle Opener ready… And with this Cool Lion Head Ring, you WILL!
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Wireframe Lion Head Ring that Opens Bottles
"What is a Rednecks Last Words?" "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!" LMAO! Now you can Hold that Beer, and Open it at the same time. Because this Ultra-Hip Wireframe Lion Head Ring is also a Kick Ass Bottle Opener. Talk about Impressive. Made with Rhodium Plated Polished Brass, this Ring will Attract all EYES, AND BEERS! Plus, you can order this Ring in many different Materials and Colors as well. Sweet! Now... "Where does a Lion Sleep?" "Anywhere it wants to!" :)
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Slug Earrings
Oh Creepy Crawler Icky-POO NO! These Earrings are Cool, Slimy, and Crazy for SURE! They’re Limax Maximus Critters… More Commonly known as SLUGS, which are actually, the BIGGEST SLUGS… And just looking at these Earrings you’ll agree. They are…
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Shark Fin Ring
“Why did the Shark Cross the Great Barrier Reef?” “To get to the other TIDE!” “Whats Green and Gross and lives under the Sea?” “Shark Boogers!” “What do Sharks call Kids?” “Appetizers!” Okay, enough Dumb Shark Jokes, just look…
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Fake Engagement Ring
LMFAO! Oh Boy, this Ring is “The RING” for Sure! It’s a Fake Engagement Ring that’s PERFECT for a GAG GIFT! You know, for the Woman who constantly Nags about “Getting Married!” Well, I’d LOVE to see her Reaction…
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Zebra Hoop Earrings
“What did the blonde name her pet zebra?” “Spot!” “What’s black and white and red all over?” “A sun-burned zebra!” Okay, okay, those aren’t Funny, but you’ll certainly get a Chuckle out of these Earrings. Cute Handpainted Wooden Zebra…
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The Evenstar Pendant
Simply Stunning Sterling-Silver Version of Arwen’s Evenstar Pendant from the movie Lord of the Rings. Set with 7 Cubic Zirconias for added Sparkle, this Pendant is Elegant and BEAUTIFUL! I Love it!
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Santa Zombie Pendant
Such a cute Christmas Santa Pendant… NOT! This thing looks more like Santa Zombie to me! Just look at it… ha! Or don’t!
Prices could change at any time!