Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You have a Drink named Bob?” HA! A 24 Pack of Beer, and 24 Hours in a Day… Coincidence? :) Better have a Bottle Opener ready… And with this Cool Lion Head Ring, you WILL!
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Wireframe Lion Head Ring that Opens Bottles
"What is a Rednecks Last Words?" "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!" LMAO! Now you can Hold that Beer, and Open it at the same time. Because this Ultra-Hip Wireframe Lion Head Ring is also a Kick Ass Bottle Opener. Talk about Impressive. Made with Rhodium Plated Polished Brass, this Ring will Attract all EYES, AND BEERS! Plus, you can order this Ring in many different Materials and Colors as well. Sweet! Now... "Where does a Lion Sleep?" "Anywhere it wants to!" :)
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Suck It Lollipop Belly Ring
Now this is Cuuuuute! It’s a Lollipop Belly Button Ring that’s Sweet Candy to the eyes! Bright Pink Dangle with a Swirling Lollipop and a Charm that reads “SUCK IT” in Big Bold Pink Letters! Too much FUN! Put…
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Turkey Drumstick Earrings
When life hands you a TURKEY, you Eat it! Except for this Turkey, for it’s Turkey Drumsticks that look YUMMY, Brown and Delicious, but it’s only Eye-Candy for your Ears. Drumstick Earrings that are Cute, Dangly, and Perfect for…
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Super Mario Bros Mario Watch
Celebrate Mario with the Super Mario Bros. Mario Wrist Watch Featuring the Favorite Former Plumber on the Face. It’s Time to Save the Princess and Eat your Cake at the Castle again. Officially-Licensed Nintendo Merchandise, Stainless Steel Watch with…
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Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant
“Oooh fuuudge!” Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My…
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Unicorn and Panda Pendant
LMAO! This Pendant just KILLS me! HA! Funny as HELL! It’s a Unicorn and a Panda, doing what they ought to… HELLO! And the LOOK on that Panda’s Face! PRICELESS! No wonder why Unicorns went Extinct… The Pandas took…
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Chinese Zodiac Dog Pin
This Doggie Brooch is Crazy, Colorful AND Cool! It’s a Chinese Zodiac Dog that features Sapphire and Light Rose Crystals. It makes a Great Gift and it goes with pretty much any outfit! BONUS!
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