"I Don't Know What The Hell Time It Is!"
Math Geeks Delight! This Watch was made for YOU! Every time you want to know the Time, you're going to work for it like Steven Hawking. Do the Equations and you will get the Time. Exercise your Brain with a Watch that Stretches It, or just give up and say "F TIME!" Right?
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Jesus Nipple Rings
Oh God… I mean Oh Jesus… These Nipple Rings are gonna Burn a Hole in me… For these Bad Boys are Jesus! Two of them, Dangling from your Nipples with his Arms out. Yikes! Talk about a Piercing! Religious,…
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Watermelon Necklace Pendant
Summer is Here… It’s time for Fun, Sun, and Watermelon, of course. And with this Ultra-Cool Watermelon Pendant, you’ll feel Refreshed, Festive, and Juicy too. It’s the Cutest Watermelon you’ll ever see… Handmade out of Polymer Clay, this Darling…
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TRON Watch
What a GREAT looking Watch by Tokyo Flash. They are light years ahead of everyone else when it comes to COOL LED Watches! And this TRON Watch is just sheer beauty! Crazy Cool Watch that will get everyone talking!
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Zombie Stud Earrings
“In those Moments where you’re not Quite Sure if the Undead are really Dead-Dead, don’t get all Stingy with your Bullets!” Great Advice… if only the Zombies would Listen! But at least you can, because these Zombies are Chomping…
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Passion Alchemy Gothic Bracelet
Vivid Blood-Red Crystals and Thorny Vines Describe Passionate Love, Romantically Entwined. This Original Alchemy Gothic Design is Encrusted with Genuine Swarovski Crystal Drops and Cast in Lead-Free Fine English Pewter. Nothing looks better on your Arm, than BLOOD! Gothic,…
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Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…












