"I Don't Know What The Hell Time It Is!"
Math Geeks Delight! This Watch was made for YOU! Every time you want to know the Time, you're going to work for it like Steven Hawking. Do the Equations and you will get the Time. Exercise your Brain with a Watch that Stretches It, or just give up and say "F TIME!" Right?
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Black Sheep Resin Ring
“Baaaaaaaaaaaa-D” is what this Black Sheep Says! All Families have one, I should know. I AM the Black Sheep of my Family! HA! But hey, no use Fighting it, just Run with it. On 4 legs that is. Because…
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Feng Shui Agate Bracelet
I LOVE the look of this Bracelet! So Cool! This Agate Stone Bracelet has Six Syllables to Ward off Evil Energies. It will Clear your Mind and Change your Luck. And boy, don’t we all need some of that?…
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Shave My Legs Pendant
“You Make Me Want To Shave My Legs!” LMAO! Bigfoot Season was so Last Year… HA! And this very Cute and Stylish Pendant is Pretty Damn Cool. Suggestive, Fun, and Transparent, this Laser Cut Acrylic Heart will make you…
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Cucumber Earrings
A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA!…
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Real Rat Foot Earrings
“What does a Twelve-Pound Rat say to a Cat?” “Here Kitty, kitty, kitty!” Ha, that’s Sick and Twisted… But not as much as these Earrings. Genuine Rat’s Feet, Chopped off and made into Elegant Dangle Earrings… Ideal for Halloween….
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Mini Harmonica Necklace
I had a Harmonica as a Kid. All I could do with it was make some Horrible Racket and fill the holes up with Spit! Nice thought! AND NOW, I can Play again with this Hohner 38N Mini-Harmonica Necklace!…












