KICK ASS BLOODY COOL EAR PLUGS
Feeling a little Dexterish? Vant to Bite a Neck? Well, why not put some Blood in your Ears? These Plugs are Filled with Blood (Fake Blood), that Thrashes and Splashes as you Move. It's COOL! Plug comes in Gauges 14, 16, 18, 20, and 25mm. They are Double Flared and Sold in Pairs... That way, Both Ears can make People Scream at the Same Time! Sweet Bloody Fun!
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Gefilte Fish Earrings
Gefilte Fish is a Dish made from a Poached Mixture of Ground Deboned Fish, such as Carp, Whitefish, or Pike. It is Traditionally Served as an Appetizer by Jewish Households. And now, it’s Fishing for your Earlobes. Because these…
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Christmas Grinch Earrings
You can’t wear these without a SMILE! Really! Very Cute Grinch Dangles that make the Holidays very FESTIVE! A Christmas Grinch that Steals your HEART!… “It’s because I’m GREEN isn’t it?”
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Millipede Ear Plugs
YIKES! Everytime I see someone Eat a Fat Juicy Bug on TV, like Survivor or Fear Factor, I think about Legs in my Teeth… GAG! Some people like Bugs, some don’t. I don’t like to Step on them… But…
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Telescope Pendant
This most Awesome Pocket Sized Scope is made of Brass and has a Pendant Ring to go on a Necklace. This is a REAL Working Telescope that’s so COOL you’ll wish it came with a Pirate Ship! Arrrrgh!
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Lost In Space Cufflinks
“Warning! Warning!”, “That Does Not Compute!”, “Danger, Will Robinson!”, “Never Fear, Smith is Here!” HA… You may or may not remember those Classic Lines from the “Lost In Space” TV Series that aired 1965-68, where the Robinson Family was…
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Skeleton Stud Earring
This Funny Skeleton Earring is just too COOL! The Head and Body Separate and latch onto your Ear like it’s just Hanging around… HA! I LOVE IT! The Hips Move as well. So when you Walk, it Dances! :)












