"Hey, your HOLES are FAKE!"
These Fake Ear Plugs are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, Implant Grade, are 5/16" Long, are 16 Gauge (FAKE), and Gold Plated... Plus, they even say KISS on them! HA! Sold in Pairs, these Studs will look Great Dangling down your Ear Lobes, and certainly make people think twice about Pull on those Tabs... YANK! OUCH! :)
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Gothic Bat Ring
What a Great Looking Brass Ring. It’s a Steampunk Flying Bat with Wings that Wrap around your Finger! Great Detail in the Face, Fur and BAT WINGS! I LOVE it! Plus, you can get this Ring in Silver as…
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Orange Cat With Balloon Earrings
AWW! These dangle earrings are darling. Totally cute orange cats (with white paws), dangling from a balloon. Adorable. The balloons are two different colors; blue and yellow, and the cat have a different expression on each; happy, loving, purring…
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Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono…
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Grumpy Cat Rubber Bracelet
LMFAO! I LOVE Grumpy Cat… And I think Half the Internet does too. He’s just too Damned Funny! And this Bracelet is just what the Rest of the Grumpy World needs… A Grumpy Cat Rubber Bracelet that reads: I…
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Shotgun Cartridge Cufflinks
These Cufflinks are Perfect for the Hunter, Gunsman, Psycho Killer… For they’re Shotgun Cartridge Cufflinks that look like the real thing. One Red Cartridge, and one Black Cartridge, strung together by a Chain Link. You just Slide them through…
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Dinosaur Claw Earrings
Beautiful! These Fake Plugs are Kick Ass COOL! They’re Handmade Dinosaur Claw Earrings that look like Rustic Bones. Curved, Creepy, and Crazy, Perfect for your Ear Holes. Made out of Polymer Clay, these Plugs are Dark Brown, Hand Painted,…