"Hey, your HOLES are FAKE!"
These Fake Ear Plugs are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, Implant Grade, are 5/16" Long, are 16 Gauge (FAKE), and Gold Plated... Plus, they even say KISS on them! HA! Sold in Pairs, these Studs will look Great Dangling down your Ear Lobes, and certainly make people think twice about Pull on those Tabs... YANK! OUCH! :)
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Wonder Woman Wrist Cuff
These are a Pair of Wonder Woman Silver Cuffs that are Replicas as Worn by Lynda Carter in the First Season of Wonder Woman. Are you Singing the Wonder Woman song now? ;) HA! Put these Cool Cuffs on…
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Jalapeño Necklace
The Jalapeño is a Medium-Sized Chili Pepper Pod type Cultivar of the Species Capsicum Annuum… and it is YUM-YUM-YUM! So Juicy, So Hot, so Pewter??? Pewter, as in this Great Jalapeño Slice Pendant. A Shimmering Slice of Metal, Cast…
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Sunglass Poop Emoji Belly Button Ring
Covered in Poo, and yet I Smile! HA Take on the Heat and Sun Fun with this Bad Ass Sunglass Turd. It’s the Poop Emoji, Smiling, Curled up (Nice Tan), Wearing Shades… Lovely, just Lovely. A Belly Button Ring…
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Vintage Santa Sleigh Necklace
Ho Ho Adorable. Santa’s Sleigh… In a Pendant. Handmade and Quite Vintage Looking. I just love it. A Fun, Festive Christmas Sleigh, looking like it just arrived from the North Pole, and Dangling from a Dainty Silver Chain with…
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Bat Wings Nipple Rings
I Vant to Bite your Nipp… WHAT? HA! With these Classy Batty Nipple Rings, you may be hearing that a lot. For they’re Creepy Cool, and come as a Set. Two Wings, Vampire Style, made out of Durable 316L…
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Alien Skull Necklace
Awesome Details! This Pendant is a Stunning Skull of an Alien, that’s Creepy, Cool, and Beautiful! Carved and Cast in Bronze, this Alien Skull will make Believers out of YOU. Big Orb Eyeballs Hanging from a 32″ Gunmetal Chain,…












