"Hey, your HOLES are FAKE!"
These Fake Ear Plugs are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, Implant Grade, are 5/16" Long, are 16 Gauge (FAKE), and Gold Plated... Plus, they even say KISS on them! HA! Sold in Pairs, these Studs will look Great Dangling down your Ear Lobes, and certainly make people think twice about Pull on those Tabs... YANK! OUCH! :)
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Christmas Tree Gifts Cufflinks Shirt Set
Nice and Festive. A Tuxedo Shirt Combo Set that will make you Smile in the Spirit of Christmas. Featuring Christmas Tree Cufflinks, Cast in Yellow Plate and Adorned with Red and Green Enamel, that will look Splendid in your…
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Flashing LED Belly Ring
Red Light, Yellow Light, Blue Light, I feel like I’m stuck in a Song… “Freak Baby, Freak Freak Baby, Freak Baby, Freak Freak Baby, Red Light, Green Light, Red Light, Green Light, Red Light, Green Light, You Ready to…
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Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish…
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Nicolas Cage Ring
Nicolas Kim Coppola, known Professionally as Nicolas Cage, is an American Actor who played in these Big Movies: Face/Off, Ghost Rider, National Treasure, Gone in 60 Seconds, Knowing, Con Air, The Rock, Moonstruck, Kick-Ass (among TONS more)… And something…
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Army Green Huey Helicopter Cufflinks
These are Beautiful! It’s the UH-1 (Huey) Army Green Helicopter… The Bell UH-1 Iroquois was a Utility Military Helicopter Powered by a Single Turboshaft Lycoming T53 Engine, with Two-Blade Main and Tail Rotors. Introduced in 1959, 16,000 Helicopters were…
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Deadpool Screw Fit Plugs
Are you as Excited to see Deadpool as I? It looks Fun and Bad-Ass, just like this Pair of Ear Gauge Plugs. Made out of Black Acrylic, these Plugs are 1/2 Inch; 12 Millimeter Gauge, and are Officially Licensed…