"Hey, your HOLES are FAKE!"
These Fake Ear Plugs are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, Implant Grade, are 5/16" Long, are 16 Gauge (FAKE), and Gold Plated... Plus, they even say KISS on them! HA! Sold in Pairs, these Studs will look Great Dangling down your Ear Lobes, and certainly make people think twice about Pull on those Tabs... YANK! OUCH! :)
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Baby Tooth Ring
Tooth Fairies Get Ready… This RING is for YOU! It’s a Baby Molar Tooth Ring where they take your ACTUAL REAL Molar Tooth and Cast it in Silver so you can have as a Remembrance Forever! How Adorable! You…
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Deadly Heart Necklace
SICK! This really makes my Heart Beat… For it’s an Anatomical Heart, Red, Detailed, Realistic Looking, with a Pair of Deadly Scissors Stabbed into it. AWESOME! Wicked, Gnarly, Certainly an Eye-Opener! And with Valentines coming, there’s no Better way…
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Trust Me I’m Batman Cufflinks
LOL I know of a Few Guys who need these… They think they’re Super Heroes! Why not? Slap on an Alter-Ego Mask and Go For it… Just don’t forget these Cool and Classy Cufflinks. Handmade out of Porcelain and…
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Unicorn Poop Earrings
POOP-POOP One Butt Truffle for each Ear. :) It’s Fun Colorful Unicorn Turds that will Turn your Lobes into a Fantasy Pile of Poo. Handmade Dumplings, Created out of Polymer Clay, then Sprinkled with Unicorn Glitter. Great Earrings for…
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Grim Reaper Belly Ring
Death is coming… Souls are Rising… All Saints Day, Halloween, and Devil’s Night are HERE. And nobody better to usher in the Dark, than the Grim Reaper himself. Engraved on a Belly Button Ring, this Bad Boy is Bloody,…
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Brass Knuckles Cufflinks
Brass Knuckles, also called Knuckles, Knucks, Brass Knucks, Knucklebusters, Knuckledusters, or a Classic, are Weapons used in Hand-to-Hand Combat… And now, they’re also a Very Cool and Stylish too, pair of Knuckle Cufflinks! Made out of Brass and Rhodium…