Fancy 316L Surgical Steel Curved Hook Taper
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Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…
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Alien Fetus Earrings
WOW OH WOW! These Earrings are Creepy Cool… I love them. They’re Alien Fetus Earrings, ET in a Specimen Jar, that will make your Ears OUT OF THIS WORLD! Really! Real Glass, Polymer Clay, and Liquid make these Earrings…
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Fake Engagement Ring
LMFAO! Oh Boy, this Ring is “The RING” for Sure! It’s a Fake Engagement Ring that’s PERFECT for a GAG GIFT! You know, for the Woman who constantly Nags about “Getting Married!” Well, I’d LOVE to see her Reaction…
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Steel Halloween Plugs
BOO! These Ear Gauge Plugs are IDEAL for your Halloween Haunts. Beautifully made 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Plugs that feature a Fun Creepy Haunted House… Stunning Silhouette on a Yellow Backdrop, works Perfect for your Ears. Plus, you can…
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Mouth Biting Nipple Shield
“OH NOT THE TEETH, NOT THE TEETH!!!” Okay… You can use the Teeth! HA! If the Teeth are like this Cool, Crazy Mouth-Teeth Nipple Shield. The Mouth’s Wide Open and the Teeth are Ready to Snap… Weird, Creepy, and…
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Halloween Cake Necklace
I Want My Cake!!!! Who doesn’t Love Cake, right? And there’s no better Cake at Halloween time, than an Orange and Black Cake… And you know, that Black Frosting is gonna stain your lips and mouth, but you still…












