2018 New Year's Eve Gold Wine Bottle Cufflinks
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See You Next Tuesday Cuff Bracelet
Well, well, well… Talk about Inappropriate… It’s the “See You Next Tuesday” Bracelet that Everyone Understands (And if you don’t know, just Urban Dictionary it: See You Next Tuesday. This Bangle Cuff Bracelet makes the Perfect Gift for those…
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Melting Candy Nipple Shield
Remember when you Melted Candy all over your Nipples and it hurt for Hours? Oh wait… That was a Dream! Until NOW! This Melting Rainbow of Colored Candy will look GREAT circling your Nipple! Just what you always Wanted!…
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Pisces Constellation Bracelet
I am Fascinated with Stars. No, not Kim Kardashian, Betty White, or Richard Simmons, but more like the 88 Constellations Covering the Northern and Southern Sky, like Aquarius, Orion, Leo, and the very Cool Pisces Star Constellation as seen…
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Monopoly Race Car Cufflinks
The Race Car is the most Popular Playing Piece in Monopoly. Originally though, Monopoly didn’t even have a Car! That was added after WWII. But NOW, you can Play with this Race Car all the Time with these Cool…
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Bloody Ear Earrings
“These Earrings are Great for Halloween!” “WHAT?” “I said…” Oh never mind. But it’s true. These Fun, Creepy Dangle Ears are Ideal for the Spookiest Time of the Year. They’re Ears. Bloody Ears. Severed from Rubber and Painted all…
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Rat Fetus Ear Plug
“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….












