You can have the Key to my Vineyard!
I LOVE Antique Skeleton Keys and I LOVE what the Etsy Artist did with this. Cool Copper Wire with Brilliant Red-Orange Shaded Autumn Leaves Twisted and Curled around an Old Key, transformed into a Beautiful Pendant that would look great with your Choice of Available Plated Chains. Being over 3 3/8" Long, this Pendant is Substantial... And Stunning! :)
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House Centipede Earrings
YUCK! I HATE these… I’m not afraid of Spiders, Bugs, Bees, Beetles, but Centipedes FREAK ME OUT! Especially House Centipedes with 10,000 legs… Makes my Skin Crawl! You Stomp them, Catch them, Kill them, but they’re Ultra-Fast and leave…
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Howard Stern Fist Tie Bar
Get your Ears ready and your Fists high, because it’s Howard Stern; The King of all Media, coming at you with a Very Cool, Antique Nickel Plated Tie Bar. Use it as a Lapel Pin, Clip, wherever you stick…
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Adult Supervision Belly Ring
A Guy goes to the Store to Buy Condoms. “Do you want a Bag?” the Cashier asks. “No,” the Guy says, “She’s not that Ugly!” HA! No Adult Supervision Required Here… But with this Funny Belly Ring… YEP, YOU…
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World’s Greatest Farter Cufflinks
HA HA! What a Great Gift for Father’s Day coming up… The World’s Greatest Farter Cufflinks. And what’s so great about these; they’re custom. Personalized with one Cufflink being your own image. Whatever photo you desire. Reading “World’s Greatest…
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Rabbit Poop Earrings
LMAO!!!! Look, the Easter Bunny brought you a Present… HA! These Dangle Earrings are Crappy… Literally! They’re made out of REAL, I repeat “REAL” Rabbit Poo! YEP! Rabbit Droppings! Balls of Poop… The Real Deal! Who doesn’t want that…
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Hot Chick Belly Button Ring
Now that’s a Hot Chick! Girls don’t like to be called “Chick”, but really, it’s a Term of Endearment. A Compliment. And like this little Chickadee on this Belly Button Ring… IT’S ON FIRE! Cute Yellow Chick with Orange…












