Flip Flop Pin Brooch
You know you always wanted a Flip Flop Brooch! I can see it in your Eyes! And these Bright Green Flip Flops, with Yellow and Purple Flowers, and Purple Toe-Jam Separating Y's , are just LOVELY! They are the Epitome of Flip Flops everywhere! In fact, you can get Flip Flops like these at the Dollar Store... (But Shit, it was Ninety-Nine Cents!) HA! This Brooch is Calling your Name... Listen. Hear that? It's the Sound "CLOG FLOP CLOG..."
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Moonglow Ring
Talk about KICK ASS! These Titanium Rings have a section in them called “Moonglow”. Moonglow is a special “Photoluminescent Polycarbonate” that soaks up Ambient Light and glows Bright Green for Hours! AWESOME!!!
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Crocs Cufflinks
CROCS… The Foam Clog Designed Slip-on Shoe that everyone LOVES to Hate! Am I right? ;) So why not CLOG up your Sleeves with a Pair of Crocs that look so Real they Squeak! Gift, or Gag, these will…
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Crazy Hobo Ring
Is this a Hobo? Serial Killer? Zombie? All of the above? It’s one weird Ring that’s Cool and Crazy!
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Army Style LED Watch
Kick Ass COOL Watch that’s Futuristic and Easy to Read! Blue LED Lights show you what Time it is at a Glance! Who Needs Hands, when you have 28 Bright LED Emitters! Right?
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Happy Birthday Belly Ring
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles!” Ha, this is such a Cute Birthday Gift, you’ll want to have your Cake and Eat it too! For it’s a…
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What-Ever Ring
What-Ever Kids Ring, with an interchangeable Charm for a Bracelet. It brings communicate to a halt. “Sue, did you do your homew…” “WHAT-EVER!” :)












