Flip-Flop Brooch
My Favorite Sound of the Summer is Flip Flops! “CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK!” You Slip them on and Suddenly you are Fashionable and Ready for the Beach! But Before you Go, put this Brooch on your Sun Hat and everything will be DANDY!
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Flip Flop Pin Brooch
You know you always wanted a Flip Flop Brooch! I can see it in your Eyes! And these Bright Green Flip Flops, with Yellow and Purple Flowers, and Purple Toe-Jam Separating Y's , are just LOVELY! They are the Epitome of Flip Flops everywhere! In fact, you can get Flip Flops like these at the Dollar Store... (But Shit, it was Ninety-Nine Cents!) HA! This Brooch is Calling your Name... Listen. Hear that? It's the Sound "CLOG FLOP CLOG..."
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Droid Cufflinks
Beep Beep Boop… It’s Droids, and they’re coming for your Sleeves! Fun Star Wars Droid Cufflinks that Resemble R2D2 and BB-8. Using High Quality Images, Covered in Durable Resin, these Metal Cufflinks are Square, Measure 5/8 x 5/8 inches…
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Wooden Pallet Earrings
We go together like a Forklift and a Pallet of Toilet Paper… HA! You know you’re in love when he gives you Planks of Wood for your Ears! Ah, it’s so Romantic! And who doesn’t Adore these… They’re Wooden…
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Working Whisk Cufflinks
HOW FUN! And what a perfect gift for the Chef, or wanna be Chef, baker, barista or foodie… It’s whisks! Miniature working whisks that move and shake just like the real ones. Soldered onto great looking cufflink backs, so…
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Ouija Planchette Wood Plugs
Close your Eyes… Hold Hands. Tap your Head on the Table Once for Yes, Twice for No… HA! And if the Results are BLOODY… Just say Goodbye! Right? Well, these are the Plugs to get for your Scary Ear…
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Roulette Wheel Cufflinks
Want something to Play with (besides your Nose) when you’re Bored at the Office? Try these Mini Roulette Games and have some FUN! Embedded on a Round Silver-Tone Mount, these Functional Roulette Wheels make a Great Accessory when you…
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Panda Pendant
“What’s black, white, black, white, black, white?” “A panda rolling down a hill.” “What’s black and white and red all over?” “A panda in a blender.” “What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?” “A panda that’s…
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