Flip Flop Pin Brooch
You know you always wanted a Flip Flop Brooch! I can see it in your Eyes! And these Bright Green Flip Flops, with Yellow and Purple Flowers, and Purple Toe-Jam Separating Y's , are just LOVELY! They are the Epitome of Flip Flops everywhere! In fact, you can get Flip Flops like these at the Dollar Store... (But Shit, it was Ninety-Nine Cents!) HA! This Brooch is Calling your Name... Listen. Hear that? It's the Sound "CLOG FLOP CLOG..."
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Cute Ladybug Clover Earrings
These are darling. And ideal for any day in Spring (can you believe Daylight Savings is this weekend, and Spring begins on the 19th???) So let the sunshine in with some wonderfully handcrafted 4 left clover flowers made out…
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Cheese It Earrings
“What do you call Cheese that is Sad?” “Blue Cheese!” “What do you call Cheese that isn’t yours?” “Nacho Cheese!” Oh the Sad State of Cheese Jokes… They’re so Cheesy… But Still, you can’t resit em. They’re Gouda! Just…
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TV Dinner Earrings
OMG TV Dinners… As Earrings! Too Funny! Look at this Tray of Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatoes, Carrots, Peas, Corn, and Cooked Apples… Is that my Stomach Growling or yours? Hang these off your Ears and wait for the Funny…
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Wrong Dog Tag Necklace
WRONG WRONG WRONG… It’s Donald Trump’s Favorite Saying! And yes, it is WRONG, spelled out on a Dog Tag Pendant that’s SO SO RIGHT! Funny Saying, gets the message across. Hand Stamped on a Aluminum Dog Tag (measuring 3/4″…
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Lucky Evil Eye Tree of Life Brooch
Man, you could play ‘I Spy’ pretty darn good with this Brooch! For it’s Tons of Evil Eyes… Although called “Lucky”, it’s the Tree of Life Brooch Pin, with Blinging Branches, and an Eyeball on each and every Limb….
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Winged Skull Engagement Ring
Art Masters KILLS it again with this Incredibly Cool Engagement Ring! Featuring a Skull with Wings, Enchanted with Diamonds and holding a 1.00 Carat Created Alexandrite (Chrysoberyl) Center Stone, this Ring is to DIE for! Stunning, Gothic, Cast in…












