Flip-Flop Brooch
My Favorite Sound of the Summer is Flip Flops! “CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK!” You Slip them on and Suddenly you are Fashionable and Ready for the Beach! But Before you Go, put this Brooch on your Sun Hat and everything will be DANDY!
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Flip Flop Pin Brooch
You know you always wanted a Flip Flop Brooch! I can see it in your Eyes! And these Bright Green Flip Flops, with Yellow and Purple Flowers, and Purple Toe-Jam Separating Y's , are just LOVELY! They are the Epitome of Flip Flops everywhere! In fact, you can get Flip Flops like these at the Dollar Store... (But Shit, it was Ninety-Nine Cents!) HA! This Brooch is Calling your Name... Listen. Hear that? It's the Sound "CLOG FLOP CLOG..."
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Masonic Pocket Watch
Very COOL looking Pocket Watch that will test your knowledge! This Watch is literally covered with Masonic Symbols! The Freemasons are members of the Largest and Oldest Fraternities in the World, and this Watch certainly fits in!
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Boo Glow in the Dark Belly Ring
Booooooooooo! Nothing like a Fun Creepy BOO in the Dark! Right? And now you can with this Ultra-Fun Belly Button Ring. Featuring an Acrylic BOO Sign, that GLOWS IN THE DARK! Turn out the Lights and Scare EVERYONE! Hanging…
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Beer and Pretzels Charm Bracelet
We all have that one Friend who LOVES Beer and Pretzels. So a Bracelet like this, is PERFECT for them. Featuring Dangling Charms of Pretzels, Pull Tabs and Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer Charms, this Bracelet is COOL!
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Pizza To Go Ring
Oh Yes, My One True Love! PIZZA! “I DO” in so many ways… Let me count them: Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Ham, Jalapenos, Pineapple, Mushrooms, Onions, and Bacon! “I DO, I DO, I DO!” And for all the Pizza…
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Sushi Necklace
You know what I like about Sushi? Nothing! You know what I like about this Necklace? Everything! It’s Fake Sushi that looks just like the Real thing! Created out of Hard Plastic, you can almost Smell the Raw Fishy…
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Mister Rogers Thug Life Earrings
LMAO! Mister Rogers was an American TV Personality, Famous for Creating and Hosting an Educational Preschool Television Series called “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood”. Sweet. Charming. Even Funnier when Eddie Murphy did Mr. Robinson on SNL. But now Mister Rogers as…
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