Flip Flop Pin Brooch
You know you always wanted a Flip Flop Brooch! I can see it in your Eyes! And these Bright Green Flip Flops, with Yellow and Purple Flowers, and Purple Toe-Jam Separating Y's , are just LOVELY! They are the Epitome of Flip Flops everywhere! In fact, you can get Flip Flops like these at the Dollar Store... (But Shit, it was Ninety-Nine Cents!) HA! This Brooch is Calling your Name... Listen. Hear that? It's the Sound "CLOG FLOP CLOG..."
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Gothic Fetus Ring
This Resin Ring Rocks! Inside the Resin is a FETUS!!!! Muah haha haha ha! Dark Black Eyes, Curled up in a Fetal Position, and Hooked to its Umbilical Cord, this Ring is Macabre, Dark, and Totally Realistic! SWEET!
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Saint and Sinner Ear Plugs
Clever, Clever Ear Plugs… Saint and Sinner Ear Plugs, that you can wear either way. For it’s the same Plug that reads SAINT one way, and spun around, it reads SINNER the other! So pick your Personality, or have…
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Two Left Feet Earrings
LOL We all know that person who has Two Left Feet… You know, it’s a person who is Clumsy or Awkward, especially while Dancing! Ha! They have Two Left Feet… Just like this Funny Pair of Earrings. Hand Carved…
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Golden Dragon Pocket Watch
WOW OH WOW! Look at this Absolutely Beautiful Pocket Watch! It’s the Golden Dragon Pocket Watch with Red Eyes and a Red Gem on the Case. STUNNING DETAILS! Elegant, Sharp, and KICK ASS!
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Rib Eye Steak Cufflinks
There’s nothing I like better, than Soaking my Sleeves in Meat… Raw Red Rib Eye Steaks that will make your French Cuffs look like Grade A Prime Beef. Fun Cufflinks that are Meaty, Eye-Catching, and Created out of Acrylic….
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Seven Pathetic Chakras Pin
The Seven Pathetic Chakras of Jerry Smith (Rick and Morty) Glow Pin is a Tribute to Jerrys everywhere. Even his Little Worm has a Pink Root Chakra. HA! Jerry’s Chakras are Quite Pathetic; but his Root, Sacral, Solar Plexus,…












