The Etsy Artist Deserves a Little Plaque for this. Brace yourself, it’s a Crazy Stretch Elastic Bracelet that looks like Real Human Teeth! Put this on your Arm and get your Filling of Comments… Not to Mention a Visit…

If you’re a Fan of David Hasselhoff, Michael Knight from Knight Rider, Mitch Buchannon from Baywatch, America’s Got Talent, or even Baywatch Nights, then these Funny Cufflinks are for YOU! Reading in Big Bold Letters “DON’T HASSEL THE HOFF”,…

I am in Love with this Watch! It’s a Pocket Watch that looks Alien and Retro at the same time. With a Skeleton Mechanical Hand-Wound Movement, Green and Black Face, this Elegant Time Piece is COOL COOL COOL. Plus,…

Get your Belly Button Pierced with a Pitchfork… Because it’s Beelzebub and he’s looking for a Home. Ideal for Halloween, this Devil, Satan, Crazy Red Demon Navel Ring is Dripping Blood and looking Devilish. With Pointed Horns, Elongated Ears,…

This Resin Ring Rocks! Inside the Resin is a FETUS!!!! Muah haha haha ha! Dark Black Eyes, Curled up in a Fetal Position, and Hooked to its Umbilical Cord, this Ring is Macabre, Dark, and Totally Realistic! SWEET!

A Comb Over or Combover is a Hairstyle worn by Balding Men in which the Hair is Grown Long and Combed over the Bald area to minimize the Evidence of Baldness. It doesn’t work and it looks SILLY. Famous…