“Get up out of your Seat, Come on up to the Dance Floor, I’ve got Something so Sweet…” Madonna said it… Now you can Wear it! A Pink Metallic Candy Wrapped Nipple Shield Ring… That’s “Stick-Stick-Stick Sticky and Sweet!”

“What do you call Cheese that is Sad?” “Blue Cheese!” “What do you call Cheese that isn’t yours?” “Nacho Cheese!” Oh the Sad State of Cheese Jokes… They’re so Cheesy… But Still, you can’t resit em. They’re Gouda! Just…

The Seven Pathetic Chakras of Jerry Smith (Rick and Morty) Glow Pin is a Tribute to Jerrys everywhere. Even his Little Worm has a Pink Root Chakra. HA! Jerry’s Chakras are Quite Pathetic; but his Root, Sacral, Solar Plexus,…

I LOVE Rings like this! It’s Smooth, Modern, Sleek, Comfortable to Wear and COLORFUL! It’s the Rainbow Ring from Body Candy. You Can’t Go Wrong with a Rainbow, right? The Colors go with everything you own. Wear it Dressed…

LMAO! Sad Frog is a Cartoon Drawing of a Depressed Frog. Used to Denote Feelings of Failure or Disappointment, this Frog gets the point across: Feels Bad! HA! And now, this Feels Bad Man can be yours to stick…

Rev up your Engine… It’s the Ford Mustang Commemorative Wrist Watch! A Beautifully Designed Men’s Watch, Featuring a Retro-Style Design to Capture the Essence of the Iconic “Pony Car”. Commemorate a Remarkable Page from Automotive History with this Officially…