Very Cool Braided Cord Cross and Skull Necklace Pendant
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When Pigs Fly Belly Ring
“When Pigs Fly” is an Adynaton, a Way of Saying that Something Will NEVER Happen! Like me putting this Flying Pink Pig in my Belly Button Hole… HA! That will NEVER Happen! But if you Like Pigs and Flying……
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Steampunk Bracelet
Alchemy Gothic’s “Galvanic Magneto Inducer Cuff-Bracelet”. Described as “the Primary Power-Source behind the GMT System, Providing Tension to the Receiving Transposition Chamber.” In other words: AWESOME!!!
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Thermometer & Compass Cufflinks
What a great idea… Functional Cufflinks that are Ideal and Practical for any man… In a suit! :) With a Real Working Thermometer, you’ll know how Hot it is… Or Cold… And with the Compass, you’ll know which way…
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Sexy Carrot Earrings
HA! Those Carrots are really turning me on! LOL! Especially when they’re Sexy Carrots! These (forgive me, I’m Blushing) Carrots look just like a Sexy Lady with her Legs Crossed… Oh yeah, and a Leaf just where you need…
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Fried Onion Ring Earrings
These earrings are incredible. They look so real… I mean, you could practically eat them. It’s earrings that look just like fried onion rings. A crispy fried ring for each earlobe, dabbed with faux ketchup, of course. Lovely, beautiful,…
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Zombie Eye Pizza Necklace
“On Second Thought, you can have the Last Slice of Pizza!” :) This is what happens when the Zombie Apocalypse hits the Pizza Delivery Man… ZOMBIE PIZZA! “Hey, who Ordered the EYEBALLS?”












