Gold Toilet Pendant
Ah, the Man’s Throne! The Place where we spend most of our time… And now, BEHOLD… The Gold Throne! The Toilet of all Toilets… The Cream of the Poo… Not only is this Pendant Shiny and FUN, but the Lid OPENS too! HA! What’s Inside? You’ll have to see…
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Gold Porcelain Throne Necklace
This Miniature Gold Toilet is Hilarious... Plus, it makes a Great Gift for those who feel Poopy! This Toilet is made out of Gold Toned Base Metal and hangs from a Pendant with your Choice of Length (16" - 34"), and has a Lobster Claw Clasp for Durability. As Austin Powers Said "And I Want a Solid Gold Toilet but it's just not in the Cards now, is it?" Well... It is with this Too-Funny Pendant that's sure to get a Good Laugh! (And a Few Potty Jokes!) :)
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Feng Shui Agate Bracelet
I LOVE the look of this Bracelet! So Cool! This Agate Stone Bracelet has Six Syllables to Ward off Evil Energies. It will Clear your Mind and Change your Luck. And boy, don’t we all need some of that?…
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Combo Pizza Slice Earrings
“How do you Fix a Broken Pizza?” “With Tomato Paste!” “What do you Call a Sleeping Pizza?” “PiZZZZZZa!” “What’s the Difference between a Redneck and a Large Pepperoni Pizza?” “A Large Pepperoni Pizza can feed a Family of Four!”…
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Hammer Nipple Barbell Set
Can’t touch this, Look man u can’t touch this, You’ll probably get hyped boy ’cause you know you can’t u can’t touch this, Ring the bell school’s back in break it down, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Stop Hammer time!!! Hammer yours…
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Nuttier Than A Fruitcake Necklace
Whelp, this is one Fruitcake that won’t get re-gifted. For it’s a Christmas Fruitcake that’s YOU! Yes, that’s right. YOU. Because you’re Nuttier than a Fruitcake, and this Pendant says it all. A Fun “Nuttier than a Fruitcake” Necklace…
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Goldfish Ring
This Ring is Beautiful with a Goldfish in an Aquarium, Terrarium, whatever. It’s a FISH, under a Dome, that sits on your FINGER! AND, it looks so real. Great Ring, Beautifully Made!
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See You Next Tuesday Cuff Bracelet
Well, well, well… Talk about Inappropriate… It’s the “See You Next Tuesday” Bracelet that Everyone Understands (And if you don’t know, just Urban Dictionary it: See You Next Tuesday. This Bangle Cuff Bracelet makes the Perfect Gift for those…
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