Gold Porcelain Throne Necklace
This Miniature Gold Toilet is Hilarious... Plus, it makes a Great Gift for those who feel Poopy! This Toilet is made out of Gold Toned Base Metal and hangs from a Pendant with your Choice of Length (16" - 34"), and has a Lobster Claw Clasp for Durability. As Austin Powers Said "And I Want a Solid Gold Toilet but it's just not in the Cards now, is it?" Well... It is with this Too-Funny Pendant that's sure to get a Good Laugh! (And a Few Potty Jokes!) :)
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Kurt Cobain Mini Flask Necklace
Talk about a Nice Little Keepsake, all Nirvana and Kurt Cobain Fans will Love to have this Nifty Mini Flask. Hang it from your Neck and take Kurt wherever you go. This is Officially Licensed Nirvana Product, Featuring a…
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Fat Weight Loss Toe Rings
These ain’t your Average Toe Rings… These Toe Rings help you Lose Weight! That’s right. Slip these on and with Magnetic Therapy and Acupuncture Points, the Pounds will drop off!
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Patriotic Stars Belly Ring
Bling the 4th of July Proper this Year with a Dazzling Dangly Belly Button Ring. This Red, White, and Blue Stars Belly Navel Ring is Beautiful and shows your Independence Spirit Right. Made with a 316L Stainless Steel Curved…
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Retired At Last Watch
That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy…
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Vampire Chronicles Necklace
This Ultra-Cool Victorian Ornate Pattern Vampire Chronicles Book Necklace is AWESOME! It’s Dark, Gothic, and very BLOODY! The Corners have Bats With Blood Red Stones! Strong Hinges Fasten with a Buckle and a Hidden Magnet. And Inside the Book…
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I Love Boxed Wine Cufflinks
Lol, nothing wrong with Wine from a Box, right? In fact, I know someone that LOVES LOVES LOVES Boxed Wine. His Wife’s not a Fan, but he Drinks it like, well, Wine. And so these Cufflinks are IDEAL for…