Cheesy Grilled Cheese Necklace
I want to sink my Teeth into this Necklace. Realistic Looking like a Real Grilled Cheese Sandwich, this Necklace is made out of Polymer Clay and hung from a Silver Plated Chain... It looks Delicious. You'll be Cheesy with this on for sure... Just imagine the Stares you'll get. HA! Crisped Buttery Bread, Oozy Gooey Cheese Pulling Apart... It's making you Hungry isn't it? Me Too! Dig in and Buy one Today! Make Everyone's Mouth Water! :)
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Christmas Poo Necklace
Let’s face it, everyone has a Christmas poo… Especially after all the food we’ll eat this Holiday Season. BIG POO’s… Just like this Fun Loving Turd Emoji. Ideal for Christmastime. For it’s a Pile of Curly Poop, Smiling, with…
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Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this…
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Cat and Envelope Earrings
Awwwww! How Darn CUTE! It’s Fun Cat and Envelope Mismatched Earrings. A Lovely Yellow Cartoon Cat Dangling from one Ear, with Gold Tone Trim and Stunning Red Heart Eyes, and the other ear; a Sealed Envelope with a Heart….
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Cheetos Flamin Hot Earrings
LOL I Could Eat BAGS of Flamin Hot Crunchy Cheetos Non-Stop! Even when your whole Face, Mouth, Lips, Fingers and Couch are Orange… It’s all Good! And look how Cute these Bags of Cheetos would look in your Ears….
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Stink Bug Bracelet
YUCK YUCK YUCK! This Bracelet STINKS! Really! It holds a Litchi Stink Bug that’s just Creepy as Hell. Recently, an Outbreak of Stink Bugs was Observed in India… And now they are BACK with this Buggy Bracelet! RUNNNNNN!
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The Ultimate PEANUTS Charm Bracelet
“Ugh! I’ve been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some Iodine!” HA… It’s PEANUTS, and we all grew up with Charlie Brown and the Lovable Snoopy! And now, you can…












