Maple Syrup Scented Corn Dog Earrings
You know you have to be a bit Corny to wear these Earrings, but they are so much FUN! Look at the Squiggly Mustard... Looks just like a real Dog! YUMMMM! Reminds me of being at the Ballpark. These Corn Dogs are made out of Polymer Clay, Gloss, and Silver Plated Findings. They hang on French Wire Hooks and are Cute as Hell! What's that Smell? It's my Earrings! What's that Noise? It's my Teeth taking a Bite! CHOMP! HA!
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Whore Ring
Wear it Proud! Handmade with Aluminum, this ring comes in sizes 6-10, and it is also adjustable to fit on any of your fingers. Hand stamped “whore”, it says a lot about you! Makes a good GAG Gift!
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Nuttier Than A Fruitcake Necklace
Whelp, this is one Fruitcake that won’t get re-gifted. For it’s a Christmas Fruitcake that’s YOU! Yes, that’s right. YOU. Because you’re Nuttier than a Fruitcake, and this Pendant says it all. A Fun “Nuttier than a Fruitcake” Necklace…
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Skull and Bones Stretch Bracelet
Skulls… Bones… Halloween! It’s the Best Time of the Year! Full of Screams, Cheer, Laughter and Haunts. So get yourself Ready for the Fright and Slip this Bracelet on. It’s a Great Looking Skull and Bones Bracelet Featuring A…
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Princess Crown Tiara Ring
What a Beautiful Ring. It’s Certainly made for a Princess or a Queen! :) Created out of .925 Sterling Silver, this Highly Detailed and Elegant Ring Features Dozens of Round Cut Grade AAAAA Quality Cubic Zirconias that will Bling…
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Nosferatu’s Coffin Pendant
Nosferatu means “A Symphony of Horror”! And this Coffin is Definitely Horrifying! Seeing the Skeleton Remains inside the Eternal Rest Box is Creepy, and COOL! Dark, Gothic, and so DIRE, this Pendant is the Ultimate Fright Sight!
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Final Fantasy Cactuar Earrings
LMAO! Look at these little Cactuar Earrings. HA! The Cactuar is a Recurring Enemy from the Final Fantasy Series. Cactuars are Little Cacti with Stiff Arms and Legs and Three Black Holes for their Faces. They have their own…












