Maple Syrup Scented Corn Dog Earrings
You know you have to be a bit Corny to wear these Earrings, but they are so much FUN! Look at the Squiggly Mustard... Looks just like a real Dog! YUMMMM! Reminds me of being at the Ballpark. These Corn Dogs are made out of Polymer Clay, Gloss, and Silver Plated Findings. They hang on French Wire Hooks and are Cute as Hell! What's that Smell? It's my Earrings! What's that Noise? It's my Teeth taking a Bite! CHOMP! HA!
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Conjoined Twins Ring
“Me and my Sister are so Close…” But NOT this Close! Check out these Two Conjoined Twin Sisters Ring! CRAZY COOL! Wear this Ring on your Finger and people will probably call you “Four Eyes!”
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Shave My Legs Pendant
“You Make Me Want To Shave My Legs!” LMAO! Bigfoot Season was so Last Year… HA! And this very Cute and Stylish Pendant is Pretty Damn Cool. Suggestive, Fun, and Transparent, this Laser Cut Acrylic Heart will make you…
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Boats and Hoes Bracelet
What is Life without your Boats and Hoes? Eh? Lay Back, Catch some Waves, Get some Sun, Wear this Bracelet… Because this Leather Cuff says it all: Boats and Hoes. Dark Yellow, Vegetable Tanned Leather Stamped with “Boats N’…
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Chalkboard Bangle Bracelet
Just think of the things you could Write on this Fun Chalkboard Bracelet… “I Will Not Waste Chalk!” “I Will Not Xerox My Butt!” “I Will Not Belch The National Anthem!” “Spitwads Are Not Free Speech!” Oh wait… Those…
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Dumbbell Tongue Ring
Hey Dumbbell… Mr. Muscles! Beef Cake! How about a Weight for your Tongue? Do some Heavy Lifting with this Cool and Sleek Dumbbell Barbell Tongue Ring. It looks just like a Real Dumbbell. How many Curls can you do?…
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Medieval Pentangle Pendant
I’ve always been a Big Fan of Medieval Jewelry! They’re so Intricate and Cool! And this Striking Pendant, Handcrafted in England with a Deep Blue Cabochon Swarovski Crystal, is just plain AWESOME! :)












