Cute. Cold. Love em… They’re Icicle Earrings that will make your Head look just like the Gutter on my Garage… Dangling Icicles. Great Icicles that are not only Long, 5.25 inches, but are White and covered with GLITTER! They’ll…

“Why didn’t the Skeleton go to School?” “His Heart wasn’t in it!” “What do you call a Fat Pumpkin?” “A Plumpkin!” “What kind of Dessert does a Ghost like?” “I Scream!” Okay, okay… It’s Halloween! Sometimes all you need…

“A man walks into the bar with a slab of concrete… He says to the bartender, “I’ll take one for me, and one for the road!” LOL! “What’s a concrete’s favorite movie? ROCKY!” Oh boy… Those are a groaner,…

I have SWAG… Oh wait a minute, that’s Flab! My Bad! HA! Here’s an Iced Out Pendant that you’ll never see again… Weighing a Heavy 66 Grams, being 3 1/2″ Long, this Blinging Pendant will certainly catch all Eyes!…

Now that the New Movie, Thor: Ragnarok, is out in Theaters (Nov 3rd, 2017), it’s time for a Little Kick Ass Fun. Like Miniature Thor Hammers on your Sleeves. Strike up a Pose with these Rose Gold Tone Cufflinks…

“On Second Thought, you can have the Last Slice of Pizza!” :) This is what happens when the Zombie Apocalypse hits the Pizza Delivery Man… ZOMBIE PIZZA! “Hey, who Ordered the EYEBALLS?”