Unique Handmade Flesh Ring
This is one Crazy Ass Ring! Looking like Real Flesh, Bloody and Stapled Together with HAIRS Growing Everywhere... It makes me Cringe just viewing it. It's got to be the Coolest, Creepiest Ring on the Net! No Doubts! Made of Polymer Clay, Metal Rings, Bronze, and REAL Human Hair... You'll Want to Rub it on your Face and LICK it! Right? HA! RIng's Adjustable so Stick it Wherever you Want! Barfffffff!
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Pot Leaf Earrings
Hang on a sec… Let me hit this! These Earrings are Cool and Colorful, if you like the Color Green… And we all know you do! :) Made of Sterling Silver, these CZ Studs SMOKE!
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Piles of Poop Bracelet
What Sheer Talent… I’ve tried and tried, but I’ve never been able to Create a Curly Cue Pile of Poop! WOW! Just like an Ice Cream Cone, these Brown Piles of Doo-Doo are Glossy, Dangling, and Fun. You do…
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Easter Memory Locket Pendant
What a Darling Hippity-Hop Necklace. Perfect for Easter, TODAY! A Memory Locket that opens up hosting Fun, Festive Easter Themed Charms, like: a Bunny, Decorated Eggs, a Cross and Gems… Such a Treat for Easter, one that will make…
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Green Eyed Dragon Cufflinks
I LOVE these Cufflinks! How Cool are the Green Dragon Eye Balls? AWESOME! Not only do the Green Eyes look Bad Ass, but the Black Pupils are actually Dragons… Did you notice that? COOL COOL COOL! Set under a…
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Baby Turkey Earrings
LOL Awww…. These Baby Turkeys are too Cute to Eat… NOT! But look at their Big Ole Eyes… The Tiny Feathers… The Snood… It’s all so Yummy! And with Thanksgiving NEXT Week (Already?), these Lovely Little Turkeys will Gobble…
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Zero Fox Given Copper Bracelet
“What does the Fox say?” Not a Damn Thing! Because if it did, it would probably Cuss. The reason being… This is a Zero Fox Given Bracelet (And you know what FOX means)! It’s a Fun Bracelet that really…












