Unique Handmade Flesh Ring
This is one Crazy Ass Ring! Looking like Real Flesh, Bloody and Stapled Together with HAIRS Growing Everywhere... It makes me Cringe just viewing it. It's got to be the Coolest, Creepiest Ring on the Net! No Doubts! Made of Polymer Clay, Metal Rings, Bronze, and REAL Human Hair... You'll Want to Rub it on your Face and LICK it! Right? HA! RIng's Adjustable so Stick it Wherever you Want! Barfffffff!
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Queen of Hearts Necklace
“Now, I give you Fair Warning, either YOU or your HEAD must be off, and that in about Half No Time! Take your Choice!” HA! That Queen… Always full of Wisdom… “Look Up, Speak Nicely and don’t Twiddle your…
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Sparkle Bright Polishing Cream
This Polishing Cream achieves Amazing results on Rings, Earrings, Necklaces, Bracelets, Chains and even your Motorcycle. It puts an instant shine on everything it touches… even your bald head!
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Pizza To Go Ring
Oh Yes, My One True Love! PIZZA! “I DO” in so many ways… Let me count them: Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Ham, Jalapenos, Pineapple, Mushrooms, Onions, and Bacon! “I DO, I DO, I DO!” And for all the Pizza…
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King CZ Pendant
These pendants are cool… KING pendants, with big bold letters in Cubic Zirconia stones. Beautifully made, available in either yellow tone (shown) or silver. Wear your favorite hip hop king pendant, every day to bring you good luck. Whether…
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Meteorite Wedding Band
Just Beautiful! I am in LOVE with this Ring! The Colors of the Green Box Elder Burl Wood is Stunning! And Spliced right down the Center of the Ring… A Strip of REAL Meteorite! Really! It’s from OUTER SPACE!…
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What-Ever Ring
What-Ever Kids Ring, with an interchangeable Charm for a Bracelet. It brings communicate to a halt. “Sue, did you do your homew…” “WHAT-EVER!” :)












