Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant
“Oooh fuuudge!” [narrating] Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My Kid Brother Looked like a Tick about to Pop!” HA! Too Much Fun! :)
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A Christmas Story - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Necklace
"My Father worked in Profanity the way other Artists might work in Oils or Clay. It was his True Medium, a Master." :) And this Sharp Shooting Pendant will get people quoting A Christmas Story for sure. Made with a Sterling Silver Plated Pendant Frame, Glass, an Image of Raphie and the "Official Red Ryder Carbine Action, Two-Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle", and Gloss, you'll relive the Hilarious Moments over and over again... All while Laughing "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!" :)
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Dragon Head Ring With Ruby Eyes
Oh Man, this is one of the Coolest and most Badass Dragon Rings I’ve ever seen… Such a Realistic and Highly Detailed Sculpture. Stunning to look at, even better to wear! It’s the “Power And Fury” Sculpted Dragon Head…
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Moving Punch and Judy Charm
Punch and Judy were Very Violent Puppets featuring Mr Punch and his Wife, Judy. They were Short Scenes Depicting Mr Punch with another Character, who usually Fell Victim to Mr. Punch’s Club. Performed by a Puppeteer who Collected Money…
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Zombie Feet Earrings
HAHA I Love an Artist with a sense of Humor! And this Etsy Artist cracks me up. Just look at these Zombie Feet Earrings… er, should I say Barbie-Zombie (Zombarbie) Feet… So Dead, So Green, So Bloody, So COOL!…
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Cat in a Box Necklace
lol, Cats and their Boxes. I can’t get enough… What is their fascination? Why, you can even Draw a Box on the Ground and the Silly Cat will sit on it… That’s Insane. Just like this Hilarious Cat Pendant,…
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Scarecrow Earrings
“If I only had a Brain…” These Earrings are Quite Interesting to say the least. With Herringbone Chains (Straw) for Arms and Legs, people will never look at your Ears the same! But, the Yellow Hat is Cute! HA!
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Psycho Chef Knife Necklace
This Necklace is certainly made with Gordon Ramsay in mind. It’s a Psycho Chef Knife Necklace that is ready to CHOP CHOP CHOP! It’s Cool, Scary, and whatever you do DON’T ROLL OVER IN YOUR SLEEP!
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