Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant
“Oooh fuuudge!” [narrating] Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My Kid Brother Looked like a Tick about to Pop!” HA! Too Much Fun! :)
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A Christmas Story - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Necklace
"My Father worked in Profanity the way other Artists might work in Oils or Clay. It was his True Medium, a Master." :) And this Sharp Shooting Pendant will get people quoting A Christmas Story for sure. Made with a Sterling Silver Plated Pendant Frame, Glass, an Image of Raphie and the "Official Red Ryder Carbine Action, Two-Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle", and Gloss, you'll relive the Hilarious Moments over and over again... All while Laughing "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!" :)
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Sasquatch Big Foot Necklace
The Uncle Gus (Guni GuGu Gus) and Aunt Bunny scene from Eddie Murphy’s Delirious about Bigfoot was HILARIOUS… Makes me Smile and Laugh, just like this Bigfoot Sasquatch Pendant here. Handmade and Cast in Pewter, this Squatch measures 1.38…
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Coffee Cup Cufflinks
Here’s me at Starbucks “Hot, Venti, White Chocolate Mocha with Almond Milk, 2 shots of Peppermint, and no Whipped Cream… PLEASE!” HA… I have really bad insomnia. So to counter my tiredness throughout the day, I drink about 18…
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Bacon Jewelry Costume Set
Oh, to be Smothered with Bacon… What a way to Die… And with this Insane Jewelry Combo Set, you can do just that. A Fantastic Realistic Bacon Set that Features Crisp, Crunchy, Bacon Strips, Clinging onto Earrings, a 7″…
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Yoshi Egg Earrings
Show your Geeky Gamer Side with these Super Mario inspired Yoshi Egg Earrings! Very Cute Dangles that look like the Yoshi Egg in Yoshi’s Island! Usually hard to find, now you can have Eggs anytime you want! :)
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Giant Fish Bowl Ring
I make Bubbles in my Bath Water… And now, you can make Bubbles too with this Cute Goldfish in a Fish Bowl Ring. It’s a Big Over-Sized Ring that Fills up Half your Hand, but Boy will it gain…
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Piano Keys Ring
B flat, E flat, and G flat walk into a bar… The bartender stopped them and said, “We don’t serve minors”… oh the Groans… But no groans with this Ring. It’s a Stainless Steel Ring with Piano Keys all…
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