Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant
“Oooh fuuudge!” [narrating] Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My Kid Brother Looked like a Tick about to Pop!” HA! Too Much Fun! :)
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A Christmas Story - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Necklace
"My Father worked in Profanity the way other Artists might work in Oils or Clay. It was his True Medium, a Master." :) And this Sharp Shooting Pendant will get people quoting A Christmas Story for sure. Made with a Sterling Silver Plated Pendant Frame, Glass, an Image of Raphie and the "Official Red Ryder Carbine Action, Two-Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle", and Gloss, you'll relive the Hilarious Moments over and over again... All while Laughing "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!" :)
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Memorial Pendant
OMG! What a Cool Creepy Pendant! This Pendant is not only a Smooth Cylinder, but it GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK… And… And… It holds your Cremation Ashes! GAWD! Carry the Dead around, and let them GLOW!
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Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling….
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Pepperoni Pot Pin
420 PP Time… That’s Cannabis and Pizza. Right? A Unique Twist on the Pot Leaf, is this Colorful Pepperoni Pizza Pot Leaf. A Fun Brooch Lapel Pin that will Raise a Few Eyebrows (and Smiles) no doubt. 1 Inch…
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Autopsy Ear Plugs
Holy Crap! Hold onto your Vomit Bag… It’s Ear Plugs that are Horror Inducing Nightmares. Autopsy Body Cuts, Y shaped, from the Shoulder Blades down to the Belly Button, it’s Scary Forensic Fun for your Ear Lobes! Handmade out…
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Melting Candy Nipple Shield
Remember when you Melted Candy all over your Nipples and it hurt for Hours? Oh wait… That was a Dream! Until NOW! This Melting Rainbow of Colored Candy will look GREAT circling your Nipple! Just what you always Wanted!…
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