A Christmas Story - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Necklace
"My Father worked in Profanity the way other Artists might work in Oils or Clay. It was his True Medium, a Master." :) And this Sharp Shooting Pendant will get people quoting A Christmas Story for sure. Made with a Sterling Silver Plated Pendant Frame, Glass, an Image of Raphie and the "Official Red Ryder Carbine Action, Two-Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle", and Gloss, you'll relive the Hilarious Moments over and over again... All while Laughing "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!" :)
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Screw It Necklace
LMAO! If you didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas, SCREW IT! F It… F Everything! HA! And you can, with this Custom Handmade Necklace… Featuring a Green Stick Figure, going to town on a big white “it”, this…
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Knitting Needles Wool Earrings
Darn it… Darn it all… HA! These Earrings are for every Grandma and Sewing Freak on the Earth. It’s A Ball of Bright Orange Wool, stuck with 2 Knitting Needles, and made into Dangle Earrings! How Charming! People in…
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Pokemon Pokeball Pendant Watch
Pokemon, Catch them all… And you will, with this Crazy, Cool 3-D Watch. It’s a Pocket Watch unlike any other, for it’s a Pokemon Pokeball, 3D, Red on one side, White on the other, and Inside, a Clever Crisp…
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Tiny Swimmer Necklace
LOL! Swim Hanz Swim! Look at Hanz Go… This Necklace is too Funny! Featuring a Plastic Figurine of Handsome Hanz with his Muscled Physic in a Never-Ending Swim across your Chest, Hanz dons Tight Black Swim Trunks and NOTHING…
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Real Tarantula Leg Pendant
“Oh F No!” Burns Monitor, Burns House, Sets World On Fire! Why Would Anyone Want to Wear a Real Tarantula Leg around their Neck? I say “WHY NOT?” HA! Because it’s Creepy, Scary, Hairy and REAL! A Genuine Tarantula…
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Meteorite Wedding Band
Just Beautiful! I am in LOVE with this Ring! The Colors of the Green Box Elder Burl Wood is Stunning! And Spliced right down the Center of the Ring… A Strip of REAL Meteorite! Really! It’s from OUTER SPACE!…












