Unique Handmade Flesh Ring
This is one Crazy Ass Ring! Looking like Real Flesh, Bloody and Stapled Together with HAIRS Growing Everywhere... It makes me Cringe just viewing it. It's got to be the Coolest, Creepiest Ring on the Net! No Doubts! Made of Polymer Clay, Metal Rings, Bronze, and REAL Human Hair... You'll Want to Rub it on your Face and LICK it! Right? HA! RIng's Adjustable so Stick it Wherever you Want! Barfffffff!
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Raw Steak Cufflinks
HA! How would you like your Meat? Rare? Medium? On your Cuffs? With these Cool Cufflinks, you can Wear your Meat on your Sleeve! Raw Cuts of Steak that look so real, you’d think they were Mooing!
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Dragon Skull Pendant
KILLLLLLLLER! What a Kick-Ass Awesome Pendant. A Dragon Skull Pendant that’s so Fierce, so Cool, so Different, you’ll just DIE to own one. Measuring approximately 55mm x 40mm x 15mm at the Widest Points, this Skull is Handmade in…
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Deadly Heart Necklace
SICK! This really makes my Heart Beat… For it’s an Anatomical Heart, Red, Detailed, Realistic Looking, with a Pair of Deadly Scissors Stabbed into it. AWESOME! Wicked, Gnarly, Certainly an Eye-Opener! And with Valentines coming, there’s no Better way…
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Grumpy Cat Brooch
LMAO! Oh that Grumpy Cat… One of the Internet’s BIGGEST Memes is NOW, one of the Cutest Brooch Pins you’ve ever seen. Handmade out of Wool, this Funny Cat is about 4 3/4″ High and about 2″ Wide. It’s…
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Spiral Belly Ring
My Eyes! My Eyes! I can’t look at this Optical Illusion anymore! It’s making my Head Explode! Ahhhhhhhhh! Precisely why you should wear this on your Belly and Hypnotize EVERYONE! hahaahahaha!
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See You Next Tuesday Cuff Bracelet
Well, well, well… Talk about Inappropriate… It’s the “See You Next Tuesday” Bracelet that Everyone Understands (And if you don’t know, just Urban Dictionary it: See You Next Tuesday. This Bangle Cuff Bracelet makes the Perfect Gift for those…