Hands Off The Booty Tie Bar
Fresh New Kicks and Pants, you got it Like that now you know you Wanna Dance, so Move out of your Seat, and get a Fly Girl and Catch this Beat, while it’s Rollin’ hold on Pump a little bit, and let me know it’s going on like that like that… U Can’t Touch!… Can’t Touch This! Can’t Touch This! (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) HA! Just like this Tie Bar! “You Can’t Touch This!”
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Tie Bar Pin - HANDS OFF THE BOOTY!
Keep your Hands off my Booty! HA! This is a Tie Bar Pin that will make Everyone Laugh. A Light Blue Background on a Brass Plated Bar with Bold Black Letters Reading "HANDS OFF THE BOOTY!" This is a Great Tie Bar to Wear... If you have a Booty that everyone wants to Touch. :) Keep those Prying Hands away, and enjoy the Chuckles... Because... "You Can't Touch This!"
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Turtle Feet Cufflinks
“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained,…
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Pink Lollipop Upper Grillz
Show your Pink Side with this Upper Mouth Grillz. This Blinging Pink and White Rhinestone Grillz are One-Size-Fits-All. They will Fit any Mouth Size, even Crooked Teeth!!! HA! Slide this Pink Lollipop Grillz in your Mouth and SMILE!
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Dante’s Vergil Crystal Pendant
Devil May Cry is a Video Game Series intended to be a Sequel to Resident Evil. The Main Character is Dante, his Goal is to Avenge his Mother’s Murder by Exterminating Demons. And this Kick Ass Cool Replica Pendant…
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Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re…
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Monopoly Property Bracelet
Now this is FUN… If you Find Losing at Monopoly Nickle by Nickle FUNNNNN! Sometimes it’s Death and Destruction. HA! But I still Play it. It’s all in the Luck of the Dice. eh? And now, you can Wear…
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Jeffrey Dahmer Ring
YIKES! It’s Jeffrey Dahmer… The Milwaukee Serial Killer from the 90’s who worked in a Chocolate Factory, and Murdered Many Young Men by having Sex with them, Drilling Holes into their Skulls, Dismembering their Bodies, Storing their Heads in…
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