The Most Theoretical Watch on the Market
This Beautiful and Stunning Watch is full of Spirals and Colors, which will certainly draw some attention. Theoretical maybe, but after the Successful Experiments at the Large Hadron Collider, it's still up for grabs. There is no Spin, Electric Charge, or Color Change, but it does have a Nice Imitation Leather Band and a Spinning Second Hand that Spirals around. Close enough, right? This Japanese Quartz Movement Watch also comes with a 1 Year Warranty. Now who's the Smart one?
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Peacock Feather Ear Plug
The Indian Peacock has Iridescent Blue and Green Plumage. The “Tail”, known as a “Train”, consists not of Tail Quill Feathers, but Highly Elongated Upper Tail Coverts. These Feathers are Marked with Eyespots, Best seen when the Peacock Fans…
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King Kong Gorilla Ring
King Kong was made in 1933… Crazy old, but still a classic; A Film Crew goes to a Tropical Island for an Exotic Location Shoot and Discovers a Colossal Giant Gorilla who takes a Shine to their Female Blonde…
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Real Black Widow Spider Plugs
Nope Ear Plugs. Well, maybe… Because these Ear Plugs hold Spiders that are DEAD. Ideal for Halloween, or any Scary Time, Slide these Suckers through your Holes and let the Screaming begin. It’s Real Black Widow Spiders (And all…
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Real Rat Foot Earrings
“What does a Twelve-Pound Rat say to a Cat?” “Here Kitty, kitty, kitty!” Ha, that’s Sick and Twisted… But not as much as these Earrings. Genuine Rat’s Feet, Chopped off and made into Elegant Dangle Earrings… Ideal for Halloween….
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Fake Nose Ring
LMAO! With April Fools coming, tell everyone you got a nose ring. And then when you see them, show them this… HA! It’s a nose ring! A funny ring, with a polymer clay nose on top. And what’s even…
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5.25″ Christmas Glitter Icicle Earrings
Cute. Cold. Love em… They’re Icicle Earrings that will make your Head look just like the Gutter on my Garage… Dangling Icicles. Great Icicles that are not only Long, 5.25 inches, but are White and covered with GLITTER! They’ll…












