Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her Forehead and Yanked the Stupid Thing OUT! There! Let’s see how much Moaning she can do without a Tongue!” HA! That’s what this Brooch Reminds me of. :)
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Creepy Tooth with a Butcher Knife Brooch Pin
Nothing Says I LOVE YOU like a Human Tooth Brooch Pin and a Butcher Knife. Right? And this Human Tooth is Yellowed and GROSS and made out of High Quality Polymer Clay. It's a Primitive Dirty Look with a Tiny Metal Butcher Knife Stuck inside. Creepy, Cool, and Interesting... This will Remove your Toothache FOREVER! Plus, trust me... it won't Hurt a Byte! :)
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Fight For The BOO-Bees Bracelet
This Bracelet is such a Great Concept! It’s a Bracelet that has 4 Charms: Boxing Glove, Ghost, Bumble Bee, and a Breast Cancer Awareness Pink Ribbon. It won’t make much Sense until you Say it out Loud “Fight for…
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White Trash Nipple Ring
LMAO! You know you’re White Trash when the Halloween Pumpkin on your Front Porch has more Teeth than you. You know you’re White Trash when you’ve been Married Three Times and still have the same in-laws! HA! If this…
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Herb Grinder Plug Set
“You know what we should in vest in? An Old Age Home for Hippies. Cause, think about it, Hippies have been around since the 60’s man, and now there isn’t really a Hip Place for them to go anymore….”…
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Trick-or-Treat Kitty Pin
This is so Stinking Fun and Adorable… It will SELL FAST! It’s a Halloween Cat Pin that’s covered with a Ghost Costume… A Trick-Or-Treat Kitty Holding a Trick-Or-Treat Bag (and Candy). It’s just Darling and will gain tons of…
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3D Zombie Face Ear Plugs
Love Zombies? I Do! So these Ear Plugs are DEAD on… Wear these in your Ears and people will call you Zombie Brain! That’s a Good thing, right? It’s either that or Dead Head! You Pick! These are 3D…
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Dinosaur Claw Earrings
Beautiful! These Fake Plugs are Kick Ass COOL! They’re Handmade Dinosaur Claw Earrings that look like Rustic Bones. Curved, Creepy, and Crazy, Perfect for your Ear Holes. Made out of Polymer Clay, these Plugs are Dark Brown, Hand Painted,…
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