Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her Forehead and Yanked the Stupid Thing OUT! There! Let’s see how much Moaning she can do without a Tongue!” HA! That’s what this Brooch Reminds me of. :)
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Creepy Tooth with a Butcher Knife Brooch Pin
Nothing Says I LOVE YOU like a Human Tooth Brooch Pin and a Butcher Knife. Right? And this Human Tooth is Yellowed and GROSS and made out of High Quality Polymer Clay. It's a Primitive Dirty Look with a Tiny Metal Butcher Knife Stuck inside. Creepy, Cool, and Interesting... This will Remove your Toothache FOREVER! Plus, trust me... it won't Hurt a Byte! :)
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Strength Stability Immune Bracelet
These very Interesting Power Bracelets are here to HELP your Body Rejuvenate! They Energy, Strength, & Stability, as well as Boost your Immune System… All through the use of Ions! Enhance your Body’s Natural Energy Process TODAY! :)
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Viking Beard Cufflinks
I LOVE LOVE LOVE these Cufflinks. Talk about a Bearded HOOT! Viking Cufflinks, featuring a Viking Head, Helmet, Ruby Eyeballs and that BEARD! Such a Great Manly Beard. It would look Kick Ass on your Sleeves. Doncha think? Unique…
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Crest Toothpaste Earrings
Oh those Crazy Tubes of Toothpaste… Always hard to Squeeze out the Last Drop… Unlike these, Crest Toothpaste Tubes that Dangle from your Ears. The only way to Squish these is to Smash your Head. Right? HA… White, Colorful,…
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T-Rex Color Changing Mood Pendant
“What does a T-Rex eat on Camping Trips?” “Dino-Smores!” Ha, okay, that was bad. “What Reindeer does a T-Rex Hate?” “Comet!” Oh that was really bad! But this Pendant is Good! And you can tell that by the Color……
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Bloody Scissors Bangle
HA! I Remember that Episode of Cheers (Season 8 – Severe Crane Damage), where Lilith goes on a TV Show to Talk about Why Women Fall in Love with “Bad Boys”. And Frasier Runs around the Bar with a…
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Sterling Silver Human Ear Ring
“WHAT????” Can’t Hear? Maybe you don’t wanna Hear, but with this Ear, maybe you will hear the Laughter… For it’s a Very Tiny Human Ear, crafted out of Solid .925 Sterling Silver, that’s Shaped like an Ear, rather small…
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