Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her Forehead and Yanked the Stupid Thing OUT! There! Let’s see how much Moaning she can do without a Tongue!” HA! That’s what this Brooch Reminds me of. :)
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Creepy Tooth with a Butcher Knife Brooch Pin
Nothing Says I LOVE YOU like a Human Tooth Brooch Pin and a Butcher Knife. Right? And this Human Tooth is Yellowed and GROSS and made out of High Quality Polymer Clay. It's a Primitive Dirty Look with a Tiny Metal Butcher Knife Stuck inside. Creepy, Cool, and Interesting... This will Remove your Toothache FOREVER! Plus, trust me... it won't Hurt a Byte! :)
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R2D2 Dome Cufflinks
These are Possibly the MOST AWESOME CUFFLINKS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! I LOVE them! Featuring the Classic R2D2 Dome, in a Half-Moon Shaped Cufflink, these are just TOO COOL for Words! They are Beautiful, Geeky, and FUN!
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Tread Tool Bracelet
NOW THIS BRACELET ROCKS! WOW! It’s the TREAD Tool Bracelet that’s more than just a Tool… It’s Multi-Tool! It’s a Highly Functional Bracelet that turns into Twenty Five Tools right at your Fingertips… It’s so Bad Ass! Wear it…
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Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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Red Bull Cuff Bracelet
This Bracelet Cuff is BULL… Red Bull! Made from a Real Can of Red Bull, you can’t get any Cooler… unless you were Drinking it! Enjoy Red Bull and take one everywhere you go!
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Waffle and Syrup Ring
If I owned this Ring, my Stomach would be Growling all day, because this Food Ring LOOKS REAL! Small, Miniature Waffles, Drenched with Syrup and Butter… YUM! I can almost Smell them now… Made out of Polymer Clay, Glaze,…
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Yeah Bitch Jesse Cufflinks
Well these won’t last long… It’s the Jesse Pinkman’s “Yeah Bitch” Cufflinks that are right up the Breaking Bad Alley. Played by Aaron Paul, “Yeah Bitch” and “Yo Bitch” go hand in hand. He uses it for EVERYTHING and…
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