The Last Thing I Clogged Was The Toilet!
What a Great Whimsical Watch! Clogging is a Sport, right? This Timepiece features a couple of Cloggers, and a little Heart, and a Violin. Very Precise, High-Quality, AND with a Japanese-Quartz Movement too! Fancy that! Clog away. You know you want to! :)
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Eye Stud Earrings
“What do you call a Deer with no Eye and no Genitals?” “No F-ing Eye-Deer!” HA! Oh the Jokes keep on coming… “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?” “Between you and me, something Smells!” NICE! And…
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Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish…
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Purple Eyeball Ear Plugs
Step aside normal Bloodshot Eyes… It’s Purple Eyes! (From the Purple People Eater). Great Eyeballs that will LOOK even Greater in your Earlobes. Sporting Colors of Purple, Light Blue, Yellow and Orange, these Pupils will POP and Stand out…
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Mummy Halloween Bracelet
Looking for a fun, unique and beautiful gift? Well, you’ve found it! Your family and friends will say “WOW!” “How cute!” when you put this bracelet on. Featuring a fun, spooky, Halloween Mummy bracelet. Made of premium glass beads,…
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Michael Myers Knife Earrings
Holy Crap these Earrings are Scary. They are Totally KILLER! Fantastically Detailed Knife Blade Earrings with the Likeness of Michael Myers himself… Split right down the middle. Frightening and Creepy, these Iconic Earrings are so Different, so Unique, they’re…
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Hanging Sloth Necklace
LMAO! What a Life Sloths have… Hanging Around, Doing Nothing! Don’t you Wish you could be so Lazy? Like a Saturday Afternoon on the Beach… Sigh! Well, this Cheery and Fun Loving Brown Sloth will be the Pick-Me-Up we…












