Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is 1 inch wide… Just about the real size… Dangling from a ball chain, this fun pendant makes a great gag gift. Plus, you can also purchase butthole jewelry in a lapel pin, cufflinks, money clip, purse clip…
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Osama Bin Laden Death Ring
GNARLY! WOW! Who would have thought there’d be a Ring for this… It’s the Head of Osama Bin Laden, with a Imitation Red Ruby Gemstone in the Forehead. Crazy Ring, Crazy Idea… Someone’s gonna LOVE this! The Red Gem…
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Lucky Charms Cereal Bowl Ring
Don’t ask me why, but Lucky Charms have always been my favorite cereal. Granted, I only buy a box once a year now, just because, but I still love them. They’re magically delicious. And so this adjustable ring is…
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Save The DODO Necklace
LMAO! Who knew Dodo Birds were Extinct (in 1662)? I Didn’t! Doh!!!! Dodo’s were a Flightless Bird off the Island of Mauritius. Looking like a Small Ostrich, they were often Referred to as Ground Pigeons. The Dodo Achieved Widespread…
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Poop Emoji Pendant
There is nothing more romantic than poop… if you’re a dung beetle! Which is why, this pendant is just for you. A cute, fun, brown emoji poop on a dazzling disc pendant with bling. High polish sterling silver finish,…
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Halloween Pumpkin Skull Wrist Watch
Beautiful. It’s a SCARRRRRYYYY Wrist Watch that’s Perfect for Happy Halloween. Featuring a Smiling Skeleton, White Bones and All, Grasping an Evil Pumpkin Jack-O-Lantern… A Great looking Wrist Watch for Ladies that’s Stainless Steel, Quartz Movement with Battery, and…
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Terrarium Necklace
“AAIIEE! What’s Growing on your Neck?” HA! This Terrarium Necklace is AWESOME… For it contains Self-Sustaining Moss, Soil, and Charcoal… “IT’S ALIVE!!!” All you have to do is Wear it and get some Sun! (Not Good for Computer Geeks)
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