Lick Me Ice Cream Cone Nipple Ring
This Lovely 5/8"Long Ice Cream Cone Nipple Shield Ring is made out of 316L Implant Grade Surgical Steel, with a 14 Gauge Barbell, and 5mm Balls. The Opening is 13 mm, so it'll fit just fine! Slap this on and Sing "I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream!"
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Pancakes Necklace
Did you hear my Stomach Growl just now? It DID! Because these Pancakes are dying to be Eaten… Too bad they aren’t Real. Although they sure look it! Not to mention that pat of Heart-Shaped Butter just melting on…
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Magic Trick Magnetic Ring
This is a Ring Everyone could use… Not just Magicians! It’s a Magic Ring that’s not only a Strong Magnet (and can be used Wildly for tons of Magic Tricks), but it also has a very Reflective Mirror-Like Finish…
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Christmas Grinch Post Earrings
“You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a Heel. You’re as Cuddly as a Cactus, you’re as Charming as an Eel, Mr. Grinch. You’re a Bad Banana with a Greasy Black Peel. You’re a Monster, Mr. Grinch….
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Illuminati Eye Belly Ring
The Illuminati is an Enlightenment-Era Secret Society, Freemasonry, Founded in 1776. They Conspire to Control World Affairs, by Masterminding Events! The EYE is Everywhere! Even your BELLY! With this Belly Button Navel Ring Featuring an all Black Dual Gem…
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Dot Matrix Rave Watch
With it’s 80 Animated Dot Matrix Led Lights this Cyberpunk Rave Watch will turn Heads. Such a Great looking Watch, resembling a Wide Black Cuff Bracelet, but it’s a very Techy Watch instead! AWESOME!
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Mona Lisa Nicolas Cage Cufflinks
LMAO! Now this is Funny Sh*t! It’s Nicolas Cage and his dumb “You Don’t Say?” Glare, attached to Mona Lisa, the Best-Know Pre-Internet Meme in the World! It could have been painted by Leonardo da Vinci, right? But now,…












