Candy Cane Nipple Ring
HA! It’s Christmastime and that Means it’s Time for these Lovely Little Peppermint Candies to Dangle Deliciously from your Nipples! What’s more Festive than that? It’s a Candy Cane Nipple Ring Featuring Red and White Canes Hanging from a 14 Gauge 316L Stainless Steel Barbell, 5/8″ Long, that Looks Good Enough to Eat. Or at Least Lick! Right? Sold Individually, Better Buy TWO!
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Cute Red and White Candy Cane Nipple Barbell Ring
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Melting Candy Nipple Shield
Remember when you Melted Candy all over your Nipples and it hurt for Hours? Oh wait… That was a Dream! Until NOW! This Melting Rainbow of Colored Candy will look GREAT circling your Nipple! Just what you always Wanted!…
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Compass Stash Ear Plugs
If you’re Skateboarding and Tumble down the Stairs, at least you’ll know which Direction you’re Headed. HA! These Plugs are Real Working Compasses that will Help you out if you get Lost… As long as you have them Turned…
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Twins Fetus Necklace
“Double your Pleasure, Double your Fun. It’s the Right one, Doublemint Gum…” What more can you say about Twins? Twin Fetus Wrapped Tightly in this Crazy Black and White Illustrated Pendant is Definitely an Eye Catcher. Made of Plastic,…
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Major Tom Skull Ring
“There’s Something Wrong, Can you Hear me, Major Tom?” Sorry! Major Tom can’t Help you anymore… He’s nothing but a Skull Rotting inside his Astronaut Suit… But he does make one Hell of a Cool Creepy Ring!
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Ephemera Bunny Pin
This Little Bunny has seen Better Days for Sure! He used to Exist, but not any More! Now he’s Euthanized by a Steamroller. With X Eyes and X Mouth, this Critter makes a Cute and Funny Brooch. Flat as…
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Piano Keys Ring
B flat, E flat, and G flat walk into a bar… The bartender stopped them and said, “We don’t serve minors”… oh the Groans… But no groans with this Ring. It’s a Stainless Steel Ring with Piano Keys all…
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