Jeff The Killer Wrist Watch
I'm Never going to Sleep again! Jeff the Killer has Blown up into an Incredibly Popular Meme, Morphing into Hundreds of Creepy Incarnations, including Stories, Terrifying Photoshops, Videogames, and even Watches! What TIME is it? Who the Hell Cares, Jeff the Killer is Bloody and Looking at me with NO NOSE! "YIKES!"
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Blood Red Heart Torso Necklace
Just Beautiful… If you LOVE Burnt Bones! HA! It’s a Cool, Creepy Halloween Pendant that’s Right up your Dead Alley… A Black Skeleton Torso, hanging from it’s Limbs, Spinal Cord Dangling down, and a Blood Red Beating Heart! SICK!…
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Dripping Red Fangs Nipple Shields
At Halloween Time, everything’s Dripping Blood… Even your Nipples! For these Creepy Viscous Nipple Ring Shields are Vampire Fangs… And they’re Dripping Red Blood. Okay, not real Blood, but Enamel. Still… Scary Good Fun for your Chest, right? 14…
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Cat in a Box Necklace
lol, Cats and their Boxes. I can’t get enough… What is their fascination? Why, you can even Draw a Box on the Ground and the Silly Cat will sit on it… That’s Insane. Just like this Hilarious Cat Pendant,…
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Godzilla Pendant
It’s the Top of a Primordial Ecosystem, a God for all Intents and Purposes… A Monster! Ahhhhhhhh! Run, it’s Godzilla! Godzilla makes for one Kick Ass Pendant! Just look at that Face, those Hands, that Tail!
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Lady Nipple Ring
Oh Man… Why is She always Hanging around me? HA! Because she’s attached to your Nipple! :) This Very Colorful Little Lady follows you everywhere you go. She’s a Nipple Barbell Ring that is Fun, Different, and hey, now…
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Pancakes Necklace
Did you hear my Stomach Growl just now? It DID! Because these Pancakes are dying to be Eaten… Too bad they aren’t Real. Although they sure look it! Not to mention that pat of Heart-Shaped Butter just melting on…












