Jeff The Killer Wrist Watch
I'm Never going to Sleep again! Jeff the Killer has Blown up into an Incredibly Popular Meme, Morphing into Hundreds of Creepy Incarnations, including Stories, Terrifying Photoshops, Videogames, and even Watches! What TIME is it? Who the Hell Cares, Jeff the Killer is Bloody and Looking at me with NO NOSE! "YIKES!"
-
Mario Mushroom Earrings
These Mushrooms with Red Caps, White Spots and Eyes… May just Add an Additional Mark or Heart to your Life Meter… Or, they’ll just Gain all the Attention of the Geeky Mario Fans! Your Ears will be SUPER COOL!…
-
Five is Beer O’clock
Thirsty? It may be 5:00 somewhere, but this true beer lover’s watch makes it 5:00 all the time!
-
C3PO 2 Finger Ring
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!! This 2 Finger C3PO Ring is Perfectly Stunning and Geeky COOL! It’s C3PO with Movable Arms! SWEET! Are you as Excited as me? It’s so Bright and Shiny and Humanoidy even Chewbacca is yelling “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!”
-
Corgi Butt Earrings
OMG! Keep the Toddlers Fingers from these Earrings, because they’re Corgi Butts, and they are Lovingly Adorable. Fun Doggie Earrings, Colorful Corgis, Facing Away, giving you the time of day… With nothing but a Butt, and a Big Black…
-
Goldfish Water Bag Earrings
LMAO! These are Crazy… If you like Fish. But when it comes to Goldfish, who wouldn’t Love them? They have so many Flavors, I eat them all… Oh wait, that’s Crackers… HA! But I’m sure you’ll get tons of…
-
Walking Dead Zombie Necklace
Is it me, or does this Walking Dead Zombie Necklace look just like Miley Cyrus??? Really! Take another look. I thought so! Great looking Necklace that’s Punk, Dripping, and Moaning at the same time. See, just like Miley…












