Jeff The Killer Wrist Watch
I'm Never going to Sleep again! Jeff the Killer has Blown up into an Incredibly Popular Meme, Morphing into Hundreds of Creepy Incarnations, including Stories, Terrifying Photoshops, Videogames, and even Watches! What TIME is it? Who the Hell Cares, Jeff the Killer is Bloody and Looking at me with NO NOSE! "YIKES!"
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Guitar Pick Holder Wristband
“Cum on feel the Noize. Girls rock your Boys. We get Wild, Wild, Wild. Wild, Wild, Wild…” Oh Damn, the Pick Broke… Gotta Hate that! Well, not anymore, because this Nifty Bracelet Wristband is a Noize Saver… For it’s…
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SPAM Earrings
SPAM, the Canned Meat, contains only 6 Ingredients: Pork (Two Cuts: Pork Shoulder and Ham), Salt, Water, Potato Starch (To keep the Meat Moist – I know, right?), Sugar and Sodium Nitrite. Now you can Eat it, AND Wear…
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T-Rex Dinosaur Earring
Sweettttt! The T-Rex is the Dinosaur of Dinosaurs. The Tyrannosaurus, a Genus of Coelurosaurian Theropod Dinosaur, is one of the most Well-Represented of the Large Theropods. It’s Fierce, Wicked, Evil, and HUNGRY! And it looks Definitely Cool in your…
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Dentures Ring
YIKES! This Ring looks so REAL! I can’t even imagine wearing such a Crazy Ass Ring on my Finger… But then again, it is Easier to Pick out the Popcorn Kernels when you take the Dentures out…
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Watermelon Necklace Pendant
Summer is Here… It’s time for Fun, Sun, and Watermelon, of course. And with this Ultra-Cool Watermelon Pendant, you’ll feel Refreshed, Festive, and Juicy too. It’s the Cutest Watermelon you’ll ever see… Handmade out of Polymer Clay, this Darling…
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Paper Jewelry Project Book
Want something Cool and New to do this Summer? How about Making your Own Jewelry… WITH PAPER! This Ultra-Hip Book is all about Making your Own Paper Jewelry! With 35 Beautiful Step-By-Step Projects, using Four Basic Methods – Papier…












