Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have a Really Great Grass), Fabulous (That Show was Grass), and YES… Pubic Hair, as in “Keep off the Grass!” ;)
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Funny Please Keep Off The Grass Belly Button Ring
I Laughed when I saw this Sign. Please Keep Off The Grass... What a Great Belly Button Navel Ring. It's a Road Sign Belly Ring that you can have some FUN with. Designed with a Surgical Steel Barbell and an Acrylic Road Sign Dangle, this will make a Statement Real Fast! :) Made with 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a 5mm Ball, this Sign says 2 Things: You HAVE Grass... AND, it may need MOWING! HA! :)
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Large Intestine Brooch
What’s the one Piece of Jewelry that you can’t live without? Oh wait, that’s an Organ you can’t live without… My Bad! And the reason you DON’T have a Large Intestine Brooch is this: You didn’t know it Existed….
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Seven Pathetic Chakras Pin
The Seven Pathetic Chakras of Jerry Smith (Rick and Morty) Glow Pin is a Tribute to Jerrys everywhere. Even his Little Worm has a Pink Root Chakra. HA! Jerry’s Chakras are Quite Pathetic; but his Root, Sacral, Solar Plexus,…
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Glow Stick Belly Ring
You know that Glow-Stick Rave that’s coming up? Well, how about going in STYLE! Check out this Ultra-Cool Belly Naval Ring that holds little Glow Sticks! Awesome Idea, and it’ll make your Belly Button Glow!
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Philly Cheese Steak Cufflinks
Philadelphians, Pat and Harry Olivieri, are often Credited with inventing the Cheesesteak. Combining Frizzled Beef, Onions, and Cheese into a Small Loaf of Italian Bread, this Sandwich looks good enough to Eat! Extremely Popular in Restaurants, Cafeterias and Food…
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Lady Nipple Ring
Oh Man… Why is She always Hanging around me? HA! Because she’s attached to your Nipple! :) This Very Colorful Little Lady follows you everywhere you go. She’s a Nipple Barbell Ring that is Fun, Different, and hey, now…
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Silver Bullet Industrial Earring
You know what would look Good Poking through your Ear Cartilage Piercings? BULLETS! No Doubt! And this Silver Bullet Helix Industrial Earring is Slick and Cool. This Barbel Piercing is 14 Gauge, 1 1/4″ Long, .925 Sterling Silver Bullet,…
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