Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have a Really Great Grass), Fabulous (That Show was Grass), and YES… Pubic Hair, as in “Keep off the Grass!” ;)
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Funny Please Keep Off The Grass Belly Button Ring
I Laughed when I saw this Sign. Please Keep Off The Grass... What a Great Belly Button Navel Ring. It's a Road Sign Belly Ring that you can have some FUN with. Designed with a Surgical Steel Barbell and an Acrylic Road Sign Dangle, this will make a Statement Real Fast! :) Made with 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a 5mm Ball, this Sign says 2 Things: You HAVE Grass... AND, it may need MOWING! HA! :)
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Witches Tree-of-Life Pendant
Cool Cool Witchy Brew… This Spectacular Wire Wrapped Pendant is One-Of-A-Kind… A Witches Tree-Of-Life that features a Witch Hat, Broom, and Cauldron Pewter Charms, Twisted with Black Wire, a Translucent Opalite Bead, and Peridot Crystals… It’s Unique, Perfect for…
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Half Teeth and Fang Ring
Looking for a Bite Tonight? Some Creepy Crazy Ring that will make everyone Scream? Well this Half Teeth, Fang Ring, is just the thing. Handmade out of Brass, this Frightening Ring has Gums, Teeth and FANGS! Inspired by the…
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I Like You… Maybe Earrings
LMAO! I So Want to get these for my Wife on our Anniversary… HA! I can only Imagine her Reaction… Well worth the $63 For SURE! Funny Dangle Earrings that has one Quote Shaped Earring Reading “i like you”,…
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Realistic Screw Nail Earrings
These Earrings are just plain AWESOME! They look like you have Screws in your Ears! Very Different, very Kewl!
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Father of the Bride Broke Cufflinks
LMAO!!! If this isn’t true… It’s Cufflinks that say it all: Father of the Bride on one Cufflink, and BROKE on the other! Stylish Round Cufflinks that will make everyone Laugh (Whether it be real or not). 16mm Diameter,…
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Mistletoe Nipple Ring
Hang up the Mistletoe… On your Nipples! Because this Clever and Cool Nipple Bar Ring is Festive all over. Ring in the Season right with Mistletoe dangling from your headlights… Two of them, Green Mistletoe, strung from a 14…
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