Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have a Really Great Grass), Fabulous (That Show was Grass), and YES… Pubic Hair, as in “Keep off the Grass!” ;)
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Funny Please Keep Off The Grass Belly Button Ring
I Laughed when I saw this Sign. Please Keep Off The Grass... What a Great Belly Button Navel Ring. It's a Road Sign Belly Ring that you can have some FUN with. Designed with a Surgical Steel Barbell and an Acrylic Road Sign Dangle, this will make a Statement Real Fast! :) Made with 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a 5mm Ball, this Sign says 2 Things: You HAVE Grass... AND, it may need MOWING! HA! :)
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The Final Kraut Down Burger Watch
This Bob’s Burgers Watch will tell you when it’s time for the Next Episode. Or your 4:30 Meeting. Yeah. Your 4:30. The Digital Watch Face decorated by Flying Hamburgers is protected by a Flip-up Hamburger. The Band features the…
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Get The Shovel Bracelet
This Bangle Bracelet says it all “You Get The Shovel, I’ll Get The Bleach!” I could use one of these… And a Shovel, and some Bleach! If you know what I mean…
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Cute Lemon Wrist Watch
When life hands you lemons, wear it on your wrist. For this fun, colorful wrist watch is so fruity and festive, it’s ideal for Summer, lemonade, and the blistering hot sun. A happy watch with a lemon dial, and…
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Dog Poop Bag Cufflinks
HA! Doggie-See, Doggie-Do-Do! It’s some Hilarious Wooden Cufflinks that will make everyone Smile. Featuring Wood Discs, 14mm x 14mm. 3mm Thickness, made of Cherry Wood, Engraved with a Lovely Image of a Dog Squatting to Poo… But of course,…
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Dead Smiley Face Necklace
Ah, the Dead Smiley Face! So FUN! Did you know that the Dead Smiley Emoticon can be typed as :-X, (✖╭╮✖), X_X, or @()@. HA! Now that’s Cute! And there’s nothing that makes me Smile more than a Smiley…
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New York Ring
“Start Spreading the News, I’m Leaving Today, I Want to be a Part of it, New York, New York, These Vagabond Shoes, Are Longing to Stray, Right through the Very Heart of it…” I know you’re Singing, as you…
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