Ladies First Nipple Ring
LMFAO! This Nipple Ring makes me Laugh hard… It’s a Dangly Nipple Barbell Ring that reads “Ladies” on one side of your Nipple, and “First” on the other. My thought is “FIRST?” Like it’s Implying that Ladies are First, and Guys are Second? HA HA HA! Is it just Me, or do you Think the Same Thing? Bah ah ahaha! Form a line…
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Glow in the Dark Ladies First Nipple Barbell Ring
Nothing Wrong with saying Ladies First, after all, it is 2015 and you can do what you want with who you want... But Dangling from a Nipple HAAAA! Plus, not only does this Nipple Ring Say "Ladies First", but it also Glows in the Dark. WOW! It's like a Neon Sign at Night... Made out of 14 Gauge, 5/8" Long, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, this Funny Barbell is Sold Individually, so Buy TWO, so you'll be Sure to get FIRST and SECOND of whatever your Preference is. :)
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Jack Sparrow Ring
Oh The Pirates of the Caribbean… “ARRRGGGGG MATEY!” It’s a Jack Sparrow Ring unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. A Blinging Pirate Skull with a Gold Plated Skull and Cross Bones Pirate Hat, and a Gleaming Cutlass, Short, Broad…
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…
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Zombie Food Necklace
HA! I LOVE Weird People, and the Person that MADE this, AND the Person that Wears this Qualifies for that TITLE! COOL and CREEPY Dish of nothing but BRAINZZZZZ! With a Bloody Spoonful, of Course! :)
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Titanium Escape Ring
What a Great Idea! An Escape Ring! It looks like a normal Plain Wedding Band, but Hidden inside is a Stainless Steel Saw Blade and a Handcuff Shim Pick Combination Tool! Plus, it’s right where you NEED it… Your…
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The Explanation Ear Plugs
LMAO! This Pair of Plugs is TOO FUNNY! It’s for all those People that get ALL THOSE ANNOYING QUESTIONS about their Ears. “Did it Hurt?” “Do you Regret it?” “Will your Ear Lobes Shrink Back Down Once you Remove…
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Doughnut Belly Ring
“What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy Bends over?” “Doughnuts!” And when you lift your Shirt, what do you see? A Doughnut Belly Button Navel Ring that’s MMM Good! Looking like a Chocolate Frosted Doughnut with Sprinkles…
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