"You'll Poke Your Eye Out!"
Usually Eye-Ball Piece Jewelry Freaks me out... But not this one. It's so Cool and Classy... Stunning Actually! The Cuff is Genuine Leather that is Faded and Aged. It has Antique Brass Dome Rivets, and the EYE is EYE-POPPING! Made from a Hard Plastic Pale Blue-Green Doll Eye with Hints of Amber, this Bracelet totally Kicks Ass! It's 7.6" Long and Closes with Heavy Duty Brass Snaps! Just Beautiful! "Here's Looking at you Kid..."
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CZ Wishbone Necklace
Gobble Gobble, it’s Turkey Murder Day. And The Day when Everybody Fights over the Wishbone… CRACK! Well, maybe it’s time you Picked up your very own Wishbone, and this Blinging CZ Wishbone is just the Pendant you need. Made…
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Hannibal Skull Ring
What a Creepy Ass Ring! WOW! Ain’t nobody Scarier than ole Hannibal Lecter… That Silence of the Lambs movie was Incredible! “I Drink your Blood, I Eat your Flesh! Quid Pro Quo… I Ate his Liver with some Fava…
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Marshmallow Earrings
Girl, you look like one Big Treat! YUM! Slap a Hershey’s Chocolate Bar on your Ear, Top it off with a Giant Graham Cracker and BAM… SMORE HEAD! Everybody Loves Marshmallows. That’s all I Eat when I Chow down…
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Dancing Diamond Puppy Love Pendant
Valentine’s Day is Coming Fast… So get her something she’ll really Cherish: A Dancing Diamond Puppy Paw Pendant. It’s a Pendant, made out of .925 Sterling Silver, where the Diamond actually Moves and Bounces with the Beat of her…
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Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant
“Oooh fuuudge!” Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My…
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Human Centipede Ring
The Human Centipede was a Dutch Horror Film that set the Internet on FIRE! The Film tells the Story of a German Doctor who Kidnaps Three Tourists and Joins them Surgically, Mouth to Anus, forming a “Human Centipede,” a…












