Different Bloody Weapons Necklaces to Choose From
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Rat Fetus Ear Plug
“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….
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I Love Traffic Cones Watch
LMAO! NO… LMFAO! HA! This just makes me Laugh so Bad… I am Awe-Struck… Who Would… Why? WAT? A Watch that reads I LOVE TRAFFIC CONES? Really? With an Orange Traffic Cone and a Big Red Heart… What’s not…
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Calculator Keypad Watch
This Watch and my Phone, are going to cause me problems… Why can’t the Keypads be the same? HUH? This Wrist Watch is a Classic Knock-off of the Keypad Calculator. Featuring Raised Keyboard Numbers that Light-Up LED Style, this…
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Glow in the Dark Pecker Earrings
LMAO! Stick these in your Ear HOLES! They’re Pecker Earrings that are shaped like, well, Peckers. Make out of PVC, these Dangles (does one dangle lower than the other?) Glow in the Dark, they are Fluorescent, Luminous, and will…
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Peach Eggplant Splash Enamel Pin Set
Oh Boy… It’s the Most Used Text Emojis ever… The Peach, Eggplant, and Splash! And if you don’t know what these are used for, then you’re Living under a Rock! (Think Private Parts with a Happy Ending) This 3…
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Mini Level U-Shank Ring
What a great idea… Keep your hand steady on any item and see if it’s balanced with this Ultra Cool Level Ring!