Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You have a Drink named Bob?” HA! A 24 Pack of Beer, and 24 Hours in a Day… Coincidence? :) Better have a Bottle Opener ready… And with this Cool Lion Head Ring, you WILL!
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Wireframe Lion Head Ring that Opens Bottles
"What is a Rednecks Last Words?" "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!" LMAO! Now you can Hold that Beer, and Open it at the same time. Because this Ultra-Hip Wireframe Lion Head Ring is also a Kick Ass Bottle Opener. Talk about Impressive. Made with Rhodium Plated Polished Brass, this Ring will Attract all EYES, AND BEERS! Plus, you can order this Ring in many different Materials and Colors as well. Sweet! Now... "Where does a Lion Sleep?" "Anywhere it wants to!" :)
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Ring of Protection
The Rogue leaped out from his hiding Spot and caught the Manbearpig full-on, hitting him with Four Power Sledgehammer Attacks in the Surprise Oust. The Rogue wound up Ping-Ponging Back and Forth between the Wall and the Attacker until…
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Shrunken Head in a Jar Pendants
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Cute Bunny Rabbit Pendant
Talk about a Darling Little Necklace for Easter… It’s a Bunny Rabbit, made out of Strawberry Quartz. How Adorable. A Natural AAA Quality 7.5-8.5mm Strawberry Quartz Crystal, Suspended from Rose Gold Plated 925 Hypoallergenic Sterling Silver Rabbit Ears with…
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Gold Wine Bottle Cufflinks
“3… 2… 1… HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!” It’s almost that time. Just hours away to get to the New Year’s Celebration (I’m sure some people are already gathered in Time Square). 2018 is upon us. So Suit up, grab that…
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Red Devilish Nipple Shield
You Little Mischief You! You know who you are… And you deserve to get your Nipple this Devil of a Shield! It’s a Red Devilish Shield with Horns, a Tail, and a Pitchfork that goes right through your Nipple!…
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Fitness Taco In My Mouth Cufflinks
LMAO! These Cufflinks are Awesome and Funny… Featuring Two Cufflinks, Yellow Tone (or Silver), with an Orange Background and a Taco reading “I’m Into Fitness – Fit’ness Taco in My Mouth!” How Hilarious. And True. A Taco with Dumbbells,…
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