Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You have a Drink named Bob?” HA! A 24 Pack of Beer, and 24 Hours in a Day… Coincidence? :) Better have a Bottle Opener ready… And with this Cool Lion Head Ring, you WILL!
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Wireframe Lion Head Ring that Opens Bottles
"What is a Rednecks Last Words?" "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!" LMAO! Now you can Hold that Beer, and Open it at the same time. Because this Ultra-Hip Wireframe Lion Head Ring is also a Kick Ass Bottle Opener. Talk about Impressive. Made with Rhodium Plated Polished Brass, this Ring will Attract all EYES, AND BEERS! Plus, you can order this Ring in many different Materials and Colors as well. Sweet! Now... "Where does a Lion Sleep?" "Anywhere it wants to!" :)
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Breaking Bad Charm Bracelet
Mild-Mannered High School Chemistry Teacher Walter White thinks his Life can’t get much Worse. His Salary Barely Makes Ends Meet, a Situation not likely to improve once his Pregnant Wife gives Birth… Hence Breaking Bad Begins! And now that…
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Chain Link Fidget Bracelet
What a Great Idea. This Bracelet can be Worn as Jewelry, or Used as a Fidget Toy for Stress Relief, ADD, ADHD, Anxiety, or Autism. It’s Moveable, Flexible, Fun Bike Chain Links that are made of High Polished Stainless…
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Voodoo Doll Stud Earrings
Love these. Cute Voodoo Doll Earrings that are Green, Dead, and Full of Broken Heart… Handmade Plastic Dolls, Water Resistant, Painted Toxic Green and Filled with Stitches, these Studs are Crafted with Hypoallergenic Stainless Steel Posts, and Perfect for…
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Shark Tooth Chew Necklace
It’s Shark Week 2020, which means, we all take a BITE! And with this wonderful chew necklace, we can chew, gnaw, and swim our worries away. This is a sensory oral motor aid necklace, that’s chewable, made of silicone,…
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Zombie Earrings
Look into my Eyes… All you’ll see is your impending DOOOOOOOM! Or… You’ll see my Cute little Guitar Pick Earrings with Creepy Zombies on them. Dangling with Red and Black Beads… Just like those Beady EYES! Ahhhhh!
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I’m With Stupid Belly Ring
“Yo Momma so Stupid she Called me, then asked for my Phone Number!” “She’s so Stupid she thought a Runny Nose was Exercise!” “She’s so Stupid she Watches ‘The Three Stooges’ and takes Notes!” HA… And if She’s Standing…
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