Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You have a Drink named Bob?” HA! A 24 Pack of Beer, and 24 Hours in a Day… Coincidence? :) Better have a Bottle Opener ready… And with this Cool Lion Head Ring, you WILL!
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Wireframe Lion Head Ring that Opens Bottles
"What is a Rednecks Last Words?" "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!" LMAO! Now you can Hold that Beer, and Open it at the same time. Because this Ultra-Hip Wireframe Lion Head Ring is also a Kick Ass Bottle Opener. Talk about Impressive. Made with Rhodium Plated Polished Brass, this Ring will Attract all EYES, AND BEERS! Plus, you can order this Ring in many different Materials and Colors as well. Sweet! Now... "Where does a Lion Sleep?" "Anywhere it wants to!" :)
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Zombie Hand Earrings
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Edgar Allan Poe Cufflinks
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Cheesecake Ring
YUMMMMM! I tell you, if I have one weakness it’s Cheesecake. Boy I love Cheesecake (especially with Raspberry Drizzle)… Anyway, people that Adore that Rich Dessert Cake made out of Cream and Soft Cheese on a Graham Cracker Crust,…
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Shark Tooth Ear Plugs
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Gingerbread Man Earrings
“Excuse me Miss, can I Nibble on your Ears?” HA! You may get that reaction once they see these all too Cute Gingerbread Man Earrings Dangling from your Lobes! Looking like real Cookies, you’re bound to get a MUNCH!
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Stargate Spinner Ring
Sweet… This is one of the Coolest Spinner Rings you’ll ever see… In this WORLD! HA! For it’s a Stargate Spinner Ring that looks just like the Gate between Dimensions and Universes with all the Chevrons and Glyphs ……
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