"How Much Is That Doggie In The... Oh Never Mind!"
HA HA HA! This Dog Charm is unlike any Dog Charm I've ever seen. Usually Animal Charm Beads are Cute... NOT THIS ONE! Two Big Dark Beady Eyes... an Upper Lip, and Long Hair. Granted, I'm sure there are some Poor Dogs who do Look like this... But still. BOW-WOW is Right! Made out of 925 Sterling Silver, this Bead makes me BARK!
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Maggot Earrings
WOAH! Hold it right there… MAGGOTS? You bet. And they’re aiming for your Head. It’s Handmade Earrings with Creepy, Gross Maggots Dangling by your Ears. Such Glorious Hideous Creatures. Gold Tone Earrings with .75″ long Rubber Maggots (Sorry, they’re…
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Horse’s Ass Pin Brooch
Oh this Brooch is YUGE! You know it, I know it, we all know it… For it’s a Brooch Pin that’s Right up your Political Humor Alley. Featuring a Horse’s Ass, with the likeness of Donald Trump. Featuring those…
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QR Code Cufflinks
I am a Sucker for Technology… And with these Quirky QR Code Cufflinks, I’m in Heaven! Wear these Cufflinks and everyone will be Grabbing their Smart Phones and Scanning your Arms to see where they lead. You can’t NOT…
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Angry Birds Charm Bracelet
I have this one Friend who Plays Angry Birds NON-STOP! Angry Birds is a Video Game Franchise Inspired Primarily by a Sketch of Stylized Wingless Birds. It Became Successful because it was Addictive, Comical, and FUN! Just like this…
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Creepy Doll Head Necklace
Hang on, I’m having Nightmares… But this isn’t a Dream! It’s Real! One look at this Vintage Creepy Crying Doll Head Necklace and you’ll soon understand… The Nightmares are Started, and they’re around your NECK!
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Women’s Betty Boop Wrist Watch
There’s always Time for a Little Flirty Fashion Fun… And no one does it better than the Delightful Betty Boop. Since 1930, Betty Boop has been such a Lovable Character with her Iconic “Boop Oop-A-Doop”. And now, you can…