Long Hair Dog Bead
LMAO!!! Remember that Time when you came home from School and the Bus ran over your Dog? Well… I think I found your DOG! HA! This is the Ugliest Charm on Earth! What happened to this Dog? It’s like the Dog from the Black Lagoon… SCARY! :/
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"How Much Is That Doggie In The... Oh Never Mind!"
HA HA HA! This Dog Charm is unlike any Dog Charm I've ever seen. Usually Animal Charm Beads are Cute... NOT THIS ONE! Two Big Dark Beady Eyes... an Upper Lip, and Long Hair. Granted, I'm sure there are some Poor Dogs who do Look like this... But still. BOW-WOW is Right! Made out of 925 Sterling Silver, this Bead makes me BARK!
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Fake Zipper Ear Plugs
These will surely FREAK out your MOM and DAD! Earrings that look just like Zippers… AND FAKE Ear Plugs! They’ll think you got Big Holes in your Head… Just Zip your Lips, and Zip your Ears with these COOL…
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Goopy Eyeball Earrings
I would Scream if I could see… For it’s the Grossest Earrings on Earth. Goopy Eyeball Earrings that look like they’ve been Torn from a Zombie’s Head. Lovely! Bloody, Gooey, Drippy, Wet… Makes you Hungry, doesn’t it? Fun Earrings,…
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Cuss Word Brooch Pin
Wait a minute… Is it “Cuss” or “Curse”? Damn it… If you like to Cuss like I do, then by all means, this Freaking Fracking Pin, Brooch is for YOU! Fun Brooch with the Cuss Word Symbols “#*@&*?!” Now…
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Steampunk Sundial Watch
NOW THIS IS COOL! What an Awesome Watch. It’s a Sundial AND a Compass in one Beautiful and Stylish Wrist Watch. It’s Stunning in Detail AND it REALLY WORKS! That’s Superb! You’ll Never Look at Watches the Same after…
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Heart Spider Ear Plugs
Ah Valentine’s Day… Coming Soon. And nothing says “I LOVE YOU” better than a Face full of Spiders. Right? And with these Lovely Heart Shaped Ear Plugs, you can do just that, with 16 Legs, a Fat Bloated Body…
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Rainbow Unicorn Belly Ring
You know you always Wanted a Unicorn, especially a Glitter Rainbow Striped Unicorn that hangs from your Belly Button! It’s Colorful, it’s Shiny, it Sparkles in the Light with the Blinging Double Cubic Zirconia Gemstones… Made with a 14…
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