"How Much Is That Doggie In The... Oh Never Mind!"
HA HA HA! This Dog Charm is unlike any Dog Charm I've ever seen. Usually Animal Charm Beads are Cute... NOT THIS ONE! Two Big Dark Beady Eyes... an Upper Lip, and Long Hair. Granted, I'm sure there are some Poor Dogs who do Look like this... But still. BOW-WOW is Right! Made out of 925 Sterling Silver, this Bead makes me BARK!
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Elephant Behind Pendant
“Wait a Minute… Is that Nicki Minaj?” HA! This Pendant Cracks me up… It’s the View that everyone sees on a Safari… BIG ELEPHANT BUTT! That Grey Behind will get Everyone Laughing. You’re Gonna Hear a lot of Butt…
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Bazinga Ring
Heck YES, a Knuckle Ring with the ‘Bazinga!’ Quip on it! If you like The Big Bang Theory, you’ll LOVE this Bazinga Ring! True Fans, get Two Knuckles ready, because this Ring is looking for a home!
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Freaky Tongue Earrings
You know, when I see these Freaky Post Earrings, only one thing comes to mind: Miley Cyrus Twerking VMA Performance, with THAT ENORMOUS TONGUE HANGING OUT!!! EGADS! Blurred Lines for sure… More like Blurred Eye Sight, because these Freaky…
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Furry Animal Rings
Cute Panda/Dog/Fox Rings made with Faux Rabbit Fur. Rings are Adjustable, so they fit any finger. For a set of 6 Rings, these Animals are awfully Cheap!
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Break The Internet Earrings
OMGGGGGG! I can’t even think about these Earrings… BAH HA HA HA HA! Come on… It’s the Kim Kardashian “Break The Internet” Earrings and they are TOO DAMN FUNNY! Showing off MORE than we Want to see, these Earrings…
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Bloodspatter Plugs
What’s better than an Ear Plug? A BLOODY EAR PLUG! Muaha haahahahaha! Looking like you just Bashed your Head in, these Plugs are just Dripping with BLOOD! Cool Look! Creepy as Hell! :)












