Sushi Roll Earrings
“What did the Sushi say to the Bee?” “Wasabi?” “Did you Hear about the New Sushi Bar that Caters Exclusively to Lawyers?” “It’s called Sosumi!” Oh the Jokes for Sushi are just Rolling in… Much like these Sushi Roll Earrings! MMM, Raw Fish!
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Miniature California Roll Sushi Earrings
If you wear these Funny Little Fishhook Drop Earrings made of Polymer Clay, don't be Offended if I Stab your Earlobes with my Chopsticks. K? Because these Rolls look Good enough to Eat! Little Rolls of Colorful Clay, Resembling Cooked Rice, Seafood, Vegetables and Fruit... You know you want a Pair! Slide these into your Ears and at least It'll explain that Fishy Smell...
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Scorpion Bracelet
I LOVE the look of the Bracelet! It ROCKS! Featuring a REAL Scorpion (Dead of course) trapped in a Resin that looks just like Amber! SO COOL! SO CREEPY! Just look at all those legs…
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Optical Illusion Ring
This Ring is Bizarre and COOL! It’s an Optical Illusion Ring that Grows and Shrinks as you Spin it! The Spirals are made to give the Magic Illusion that Trick the Brain into seeing things that aren’t Real… AWESOME!
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Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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Pistol Pendant
This Pistol Pendant reminds me of a Great Laugh from “Married with Children”: Peg comes in Holding a Copy of TV Guide. She says to Al “Hi Honey. Did you Miss me?” He Replies: “With every Bullet so far.”…
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Witch Essentials Watch
What time is it? The Witching Hour, of course. And with this Fun Halloween Wrist Watch, every Hour is Perfect for the Witch. With Clever Silhouettes of Hats and Cauldrons and Shoes and Bats… This Watch is Ideal for…
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Garden Salad Bowl Ring
“Why did the Tomato turn Red?” “It saw the Salad Dressing!” “What do you call a Vegetarian with Diarrhea?” “A Salad Shooter!” Okay, that’s Gross, but still Funny… Like this Adorable Salad Bowl Ring. Crisp Lettuce, Sliced Tomatoes, Radish,…
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