“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….

What an Adorable Belly Button Ring… It’s a Rubber Ducky that’s BLINGING from Head to Tail with Ultra-Shine Cubic Zirconias. People will QUACK up over this. Made with a 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Barbell, this Duckie has Yellow Gems,…

“People Keep Telling me I have a Perfect Ass… I Don’t Think So, it’s got a Crack in it!” HA! JOKE: “What’s the one Thing you’ll never see a Plumber do?” “Bite his Nails!” LMAO! And these Dangly Earrings…

Now these are COOL! They’re Pencil Ear Plugs (Not Real Pencils) that are made out of Organic Wood, with a Sharpened Tip and an Eraser End, they’ll Look Great in your Ears and will DRAW Everyone’s Attention! Rich Wood,…

This Jewelry Box/Treasure Box ROCKS! It’s the Coolest Looking Box EVER! The Steampunk Skull Kicks Ass! So Cool, So Creepy, and you can keep your Jewelry right next to the BRAINZZZZ!

Frankenstein is a Novel Written by English Author Mary Shelley about the Eccentric Scientist Victor Frankenstein, who Creates a Grotesque Creature in an Unorthodox Scientific Experiment. Gothic, Dark, and Romantic, this GREEN MONSTER is looking to Poke a Hole…