Mandarin Orange Earrings
What does an Orange sweat? Orange Juice!… Why did the blonde girl stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate… Knock knock – Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana? HA… These Jokes are so Appealing… Just like these Awesome, and very Realistic Mandarin Orange Earrings. One’s Peeled, one’s NOT… How Very Vitamin C of you! :)
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Mandarin Orange Stud Post Earrings
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Fake Samsung Galaxy Smartwatch
Oh Boy!!! Don’t have $800 to spend on a Smartwatch? Well, what about a $25 Smartwatch? There’s only one problem… It doesn’t work! HA! And that’s the entire concept. It’s a fake, non-working Smartwatch that’s for display only. A…
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Vegan Nerd Glasses Pendant
“What did one Vegen say to the other Vegan?” “We have to Stop Meating like this!” Talk about Fun… If two Vegans are Arguing, is it still called a Beef? Oh Boy… Hey, look at this Hilarious Pendant. It’s…
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Receive Bacon Meme Watch
Bacon Lovers… Get your Mouths ready… er, Hands ready… Because it’s the Hilarious Meme, “Push Button, Receive Bacon”, actually just the Classic Push Button, Dry Hands that you find in a Bathroom, but hey, who’s asking, right? Fun Watch,…
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When Pigs Fly Cufflinks
“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….
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Angler Fish Pendant
This Solid Sterling Silver Angler Fish Charm is 1″ long. The Whimsical Angler Fish is Detailed both sides and a Fresh Water Pearl rests at the tip of it’s Lure. Grotesque, but very Personable!
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Concrete Cement Diamond Necklace
“If you Work in a Cement Factory, the Job gets Harder and Harder…” :) And just like the Hardest Substance on Earth, this Diamond is made of Cement. A Concrete Slab in the Shape of a Diamond, Faceted, Chiseled,…
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