14k Gold Middle Finger Ring
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BBQ Timing Watch
What a Really Great Idea from Kickstarter… It’s a Wrist Watch that’s not only COOL to Look at, with Impressive Black and Red Coloring that’s very Eye-Catching, but it’s Functional as well. It’s a BBQ Watch called the GrillTimer,…
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Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant
“Oooh fuuudge!” Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My…
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Pennywise Brooch
EGADS! I may Never Sleep Again… I Grew up with Stephen King, reading all his Horror Stories and “IT” was such a Scary Book. It still sends Shivers down my Spine. Those Damn Clowns! Pennywise the Clown is an…
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Ice Cream Truck Cufflinks
“Ice Cream! Ice Cream! The Ice Cream Man is Coming! The Ice Cream Man is Coming! Mom! Mom! Throw Down Some Money! The Ice Cream Man is Coming!” HA! Eddie Murphy in Delirious (1983)… What a Great Routine! And…
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Eat a D-ck Statement Ring
LOL I actually did LOL when I read this… Talk about making a Statement! It’s the “Eat a D-ck” Ring that will have everyone Gagging… Er, Laughing. You hope! Hand Stamped Ring made of Aluminum that’s Adjustable to Fit…
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Terrarium Necklace
“AAIIEE! What’s Growing on your Neck?” HA! This Terrarium Necklace is AWESOME… For it contains Self-Sustaining Moss, Soil, and Charcoal… “IT’S ALIVE!!!” All you have to do is Wear it and get some Sun! (Not Good for Computer Geeks)












