What the Flying F… It’s a Crazy Pendant that’s Frightening, and hey, Finger Food! A Pendant called “Dont F@%# With Carlos”, and trust me, I WON’T! A Great, Creepy, Realistic Dental Acrylic Finger, Chopped off, Severed, Bloody, and that…

Do Cowboys Fart? I Watched Broke Back Mountain and I don’t remember them Farting… Hmm! Maybe they didn’t have enough Pork and Beans, like the Cowboys in this FUN Bracelet! “POOT”

Now this is FUN… If you Find Losing at Monopoly Nickle by Nickle FUNNNNN! Sometimes it’s Death and Destruction. HA! But I still Play it. It’s all in the Luck of the Dice. eh? And now, you can Wear…

This Pendant is Filled with Beer… YOU WISH! It would be like a Little Flask that you could take anywhere you go! HA! Sadly, it’s just an Image Sealed under a 1″ Dome in a Shiny Silver Plated Tray….

I say, you have a Subatomic Field of Quantum Mechanics dangling from your ears. You must be a Nuclear Scientist, or you’re just a little spaced out. Either way, they’re out of this world!

This Striking Navy Men’s Watch is a Meaningful Tribute to your Favorite Sailor. Boldly Etched on the Side with the Words that every Navy Man lives by: VALOR, HONOR, GLORY. This U.S. Navy Watch is Handcrafted in Stainless Steel…