Skull Rose Brooch
Such a Beautiful Brooch! Brings Tears to my Eyes. A Plastic Black Rose with a Plastic Green Skull… So Dreamy! Tell your Dear that you really LOVE her, and stick this Creepy Pin on her Coat! Ah, true ROMANCE!
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Pretty Black Rose Green Skull Brooch
Nothing beats a Grinning Green Skull... Except one with Green Gums and Gemstone Eyes! COOOOOLNESS! This Brooch Measures 5.5cm Diameter, and will fill her Heart with Joy! I can already see her Face...
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C3PO 2 Finger Ring
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!! This 2 Finger C3PO Ring is Perfectly Stunning and Geeky COOL! It’s C3PO with Movable Arms! SWEET! Are you as Excited as me? It’s so Bright and Shiny and Humanoidy even Chewbacca is yelling “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!”
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Iced Out Diamond Watch
“Hang on, I need to put my Shades on…!” Because this Watch is BLINGING! Really Blinging! It’s a Piguet Men’s Diamond Watch that’s Brimming from Head to Toe with Diamonds. 27 Carats of them! WOW JUST WOW!
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Corny Poop Earrings
HA HA HA HA HA HA! I Can’t Stop Laughing! I Want to Buy these just to see what People’s Reactions are! HA! Hilarious! These Curly Piles of Poo are Swirled up like an Ice-Cream Cone and Dabbed with…
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Ben Franklin Iced Out Pendant
“A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned” “You may Delay, but Time will Not” “Never Ruin an Apology with an Excuse” … Okay, enough Ben Franklin Quotes! Just Wear this BLINGING Pendant instead! It’s DOPE!
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Vampire Doll Earrings
LOL Look at these Little String Doll Vampire Earrings… TOO FUNNY! Mr. and Mrs. Vampire… Just look at their Little Legs, the Beady Eyes, the Bat Cape… Fun Earrings that will look Cute Dangling from your Bloody Ears! eh?
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Mushroom Earrings
“What does a Mushroom Car Say?” “Shroom Shroom!” “Why did the Fungi leave the Party?” “There wasn’t Mushroom!” “Which Vegetable goes Best with Jacket Potatoes?” “Button Mushrooms!” Had enough Fungi? Well then get these Cute Dangly Mushroom Earrings. They’re…
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