Monster Creature Bangle Bracelet
"What do you Call a Dog with no Legs?" "It Doesn't Matter.... He's not Going to Come anyway!" HA! This Doggie doesn't have any Legs either. He's a Monster Head Bangle that looks Doggone Good! Made of Resin, this Dog would Die to Drool on your Arm, Sleeve, and Shoes. Highly Detailed, Hand Painted, and Creepy at the same time, this Bangle has a 2.5" Internal Diameter Opening that will make for one Very Comfortable Fit. "BOW WOOOOW!"
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Plumber Butt Crack Earrings
“People Keep Telling me I have a Perfect Ass… I Don’t Think So, it’s got a Crack in it!” HA! JOKE: “What’s the one Thing you’ll never see a Plumber do?” “Bite his Nails!” LMAO! And these Dangly Earrings…
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Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Chicken Foot Voodoo Necklace
Creepy! It’s the Freakiest Voodoo Necklace you’ll ever see. A Chicken Foot Necklace that’s EYE-POPPING Good Fun! Right? Or Left? This is a Real, Preserved Chicken’s Foot, not Plastic or Fake. Chopped off with Little Channels of Bone Marrow…
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Candy Cane Pendant
YUM! I love Peppermint! AND I LOVE CANDY CANES! I put a Whole Box on the Christmas Tree every year and they are GONE! These Too Cute Candy Canes are in a Jar around your Neck! And boy, do…
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Nerd Tie Bar
LMAO! I could see People wearing this! NERDS! And who am I to Talk? I’m a Nerd too! Computer Geek… I don’t Wear Glasses, but this Tie Bar Certainly fits me… And, it Fits my Tie even Better! Wear…
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Zombie Head Fish Tank Necklace
O M G !!! This Necklace is so Unbelievably Awesome… Especially if you’re a Walking Dead Fan like me. It’s none other than a Replica of the Governor’s Fish Tank with a Zombie Head inside… SO FREAKING CREEPY COOL!…












