Nipple Ring
LMAO! Tell someone you have a “Nipple Ring”. When they ask to see it, pull this out! It’s a NIPPLE RING! A Real Nipple Ring… Not a Real Nipple, but a Ring. Get it? HA! Love the Idea, Crazy and Realistic looking. WOW!
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A Nipple Ring... For Your Finger!
Handmade using Very Strong Resin, this Ring is by far one of the most Interesting Rings I've ever seen. The Artist actually cast this from a REAL NIPPLE! Available in these sizes: 5 1/4, 7 3/4, and 11. Great Details, Stunning Nipple! "IT MUST BE COLD OUT!" HA!
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Fire Department Nipple Shield
You know what I think about when I think about Firemen? Nipple Shields, of course! “Call the Fire Department, my Nipples are on Fire!” This Nipple Ring Barbell Shield takes the Cake… and your Nipple! OUCH!
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Human Teeth Bracelet
“Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Yellow, when she Smiles on the Street, Cars slow down!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Big, her Dentist charges her by the Tooth!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Ugly, she got pulled over for…
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Horn Devil Ring
This Ring is KILLER!!!! It’s KICK ASS COOL! I Freaking Love it! A Devil Skull Ring, with Sculpted Horns, Vicious Fangs and Haunting Blue Sapphire Gemstone Eyes… WICKED! Cast in .925 Sterling Silver, this Devil Warrior Ring Weights 34…
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Banana Slice Earrings
“What do you Call Two Banana Skins?” “A Pair of Slippers!” HA! But NOW, you can also call them Earrings! Because these are REAL Bananas! Genuine, Bananas that are turning a Lovely Shade of Brown. Wouldn’t you just LOVE…
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Dime-On Ring
This ring is WRONG in every way… But it’s also RIGHT! Because it makes for one hell of a prank gift, you know, right before you get her “The Ring”… Because this ring isn’t a Diamond Ring… Nope! It’s…
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Blossoming Rose Nipple Shield
LMAO! “Stop and Smell the Roses!” There’s Nothing Better Sticking up from the Middle of a Flower than your NIPPLE! HA! Talk about a Blooming Idiot! Sold Individually, these Nipple Shield Rings look just like a Blossoming Red Rose….
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