“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….

LMFAO! This Pendant I LOVE! I can’t Stop Laughing… It’s the Famous Titanic Movie Scene where Jack and Rose (Leonardo Di”CaT”rio and “Kat” Winslet) are Standing at the Bow of the Gigantic Ship “I’m Flying…” with the Celine Dion…

What a Beautiful and PERFECT Gift for the Cigar Smoker… It’s a Stylish Ring that looks just like a Cigar Band. AWESOME! Colorful, Cool, and you can get it Personalized with your Initial! Vintage Design that combines 14k European…

“OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!” That’s me when I get my Nipples Twisted! (also called a Purple Nurple) But if you like that kind of thing, into the Twist and Chacha… Then These Nipple Barbell Rings are right…

I’ll try not to be a Caribbean Jerk here, but “How Does Every Jamaican Joke Start?” “By Looking over your Shoulder!” HA! And these Saddle Plugs, are NO JOKE! They are Slick, Smooth, Colorful, and FUN! Made out of…

I’m gonna go out on a Limb here and say, I’d Suspect a Farting Ninja would be Silent But DEADLY! HA! Those Sneak Attacks can hit you like a Nunchuck… WHAM! Right in the Face! So next time, Go…

Are you as GEEKED as I am about Harrison Ford, a.k.a. Han Solo, Returning to the New Star Wars Movie coming out this Year? I can’t contain my Excitement… And just like this Kick Ass Pendant, it’s Exciting too!…

Oh who hasn’t Wanted to be a Pom Star? The Fame, the Fortune, the VD… Oh Yeah, that doesn’t really say “POM STAR” does it? HA! My bad! Featuring Neon Blue Lettering with a Big Star, this Belly Ring…

The Last Time I had Tread Marks on me was when my Ex-Girlfriend Backed out of the Driveway at 90mph. I should have Moved, but I was Knocked out from the Purse she Hit me with. Had nothing to…

LMAO! An Old Lady goes to the Dentist, sits in the Chair, lowers her Panties and Lifts her legs. The Dentist says “I’m not a Gynaecologist!” “I know,” she says “I want you to take my Husband’s Teeth out!”…

“Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?” “Because it was Hanging from your Ear Lobes!” HA! I know that you want some Fried Chicken. Who doesn’t? Especially Little Miniature Drummies that look so Good you could Eat them (Better…

Sweet! Talk about a Crazy Eye-Catching Pendant (just don’t Catch it with your Eye). It’s a Syringe Pendant that looks just like the Real thing, only this Cool Piece is Cast in Bronze! Beautifully Made, Perfect for any Nurse…

Want something Cool and New to do this Summer? How about Making your Own Jewelry… WITH PAPER! This Ultra-Hip Book is all about Making your Own Paper Jewelry! With 35 Beautiful Step-By-Step Projects, using Four Basic Methods – Papier…

Who can Resist the Legend of Zelda? Fan Boys and Girls Rejoice, because this Bracelet is just for YOU! Looking like it stepped out of the Ocarina of Time Nintendo Game, this Cool Colorful Link Bracelet has all the…

Gawd… Everywhere you turn this Eyeball’s Looking at you! Really! Look at the side view of this image on the Etsy website… It’s Still Staring at you! I’m Creeped out! Made out of 21 Gauge Sterling Silver Square Wire…

What a Darling Brooch for your Hat, Coat, Purse, or Lapel… It’s a Red Door that looks so Magical and Fantastic… Perfect for any Fairy, Gnome, or Hobbit to come through. Cheery Bright Red Door that’s Welcoming and Intriguing….

LMAO! I So Want to get these for my Wife on our Anniversary… HA! I can only Imagine her Reaction… Well worth the $63 For SURE! Funny Dangle Earrings that has one Quote Shaped Earring Reading “i like you”,…

I tell my Niece everyday, “GET OFF THE CEILING!”, but does she listen? NOOOOO! In fact, she just Spits at me, Rants in Latin and Knocks over Book Cases… SHEESH! If she Keeps that up, I’m going to Quit…

I am Fascinated with Stars. No, not Kim Kardashian, Betty White, or Richard Simmons, but more like the 88 Constellations Covering the Northern and Southern Sky, like Aquarius, Orion, Leo, and the very Cool Pisces Star Constellation as seen…

A Classy Guy needs a Classy Tie Bar, and there’s not much Classier than a Green Lantern Tie Bar. Right Hal? Especially on a Green TIE! Now that’s HIP! Made out of a 2″ Long Black Metal Tie Clip…

Beautiful! Look at the Insane Details in this Bald Eagle Ring! It’s BEYOND Awesome! This “Strength and Pride” is Cast in Solid, Durable Stainless Steel and Incorporates Two Black Sapphire Gemstones for Eyes! SLICK! This Magnificent Bird Expresses Bold…

What a Really Great Idea from Kickstarter… It’s a Wrist Watch that’s not only COOL to Look at, with Impressive Black and Red Coloring that’s very Eye-Catching, but it’s Functional as well. It’s a BBQ Watch called the GrillTimer,…

LMAO! What a Life Sloths have… Hanging Around, Doing Nothing! Don’t you Wish you could be so Lazy? Like a Saturday Afternoon on the Beach… Sigh! Well, this Cheery and Fun Loving Brown Sloth will be the Pick-Me-Up we…

SHEER BEAUTY! WOW! I am a Big Fan of Rich Woods and this Ring is SLICK and SWEET! Made out of Reclaimed Skateboards with the Unique Color Combinations of Vibrant Maple Veneer! The Sharp Rows of Orange and Blue…