Paladkik Peen Pendant
LMAO! Now this, is Mr. Happy! Just look at that Smile… In fact, everyone will Smile when they see this Phallic Pendant around your Neck. This Thai Amulet Paladkik Wee-Wee is said to bring Wealth, Riches, Good Luck in Business, and every other Aspect of Life. Dangling from a Rope Necklace, it comes in a White Box. Wow.. The Puns I could make… HA! Enjoy this Dong Today! (And I thought it only had one eye)
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Thai Amulet Paladkik Peen Pendant Necklace
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Alice in Wonderland Watch
“Yes, that’s it!” Said the Hatter with a sigh, “it’s always Tea Time!” Isn’t it? With this Cute Pendant Watch it Certainly is. Classic Rabbit Pocket Watch with a Tea Cup Charm… Adorable! You can’t get Muchier More Alice…
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Eyeball Ear Plugs Tunnel Expanders
The better to see you with… It’s EYES! Lots of them. People will call you 4 eyed, or 6 eyed, for sure. But these eyes are for your ear holes, and their blood shot, of course. Featuring eyeball ear…
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Liquid Gold Ear Plugs
Bling Bling… It’s Gold. In your Ears… Just like the Terminator… It’s Liquid! And so, so COOL! Actually, it’s Gold Glitter, but just as Fantastic to Watch. Like a Snow Globe, moving around inside your Ears… How Sweet! Clear…
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Triple Spike Leather Bracelet
I NEED THIS! It would go Great with my Ninja Costume! It’s a Leather Bracelet that holds Three 4.5″ Metal Triangular Spikes, which can be used for Punch Spikes worn on the Fingers, to Climbing Spikes! Secure this Bracelet…
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Sasquatch Cufflinks
Nothing says “I Love You” like a pair of BigFoot Cuff Links. Especially these that are Handmade with Grape-Ape Love and Care. Just look at the faces… In fact, I can’t stop looking at them! HA!
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Frank Underwood Cufflinks
LMAO! These F U Cufflinks are Hilarious! Oh, I’m sorry, that’s Frank Underwood, isn’t it? Or do they mean First Union? Follow-Up? File Upload? Florida University? They could mean whatever you want… But I’m sure they’ll be Appreciated, to…
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